Srake

There was once three tomatoes in Mexican-held territory which was located around the border of new new microwave. They planned a mission for invading Earth, suddenly a pirate starship, piloted by Captain Figunaye, appeared in the twisted transistor. "Photon cannons, ready?" Asked the captain, "Affirmative, cannons charged", said the spork. "Fire at Will!". A big explosion and an implosion never happened, it was a lie. The mysterious starship "Destroyeetyall" was approaching fast from the planet of the mint mouth washers- Tomatojoe's dream ended. Pissed off, he slapped some dude into face because he was yelling "Medic! Medic! MEDIC!!!" But medic never went to Detroit. He was on a plane to Okinawa and he had no time or money for meeting Henry Ford because he needed anything but a bad-ass animated crowbar that Gordon Freeman could use for brushing his teeth. He was professional when it came to dental hygiene, but never learned why crowbars were desinged by turkish Cyberdemons who were teleported to Australia. But every time he went to unclog his toilet a Cacodemon would launch a massive nuclear missile bomb at his face and zombie ghosts wouldn't leave this place of worship because it was their home. Unfortunately John Freeman came with his wepon and threatened to axe him to the planet of the Epilon's clones who are renowned for their hospitality to people who

...So... Any of you new people bronies? JK JK! Sorry I brought it up...

Banned cuz I'm BACK!

Specialist Srake of Caesars Legion, Reporting

Did you know that I thought the exact same thing? I WANT MY GOD DAMN PROCEDURAL ANIMATION!

Did you know that Maxis' Game Spore was originally going to be awesome?

There was once three tomatoes in Mexican-held territory which was located around the border of new new microwave. They planned a mission for invading Earth, suddenly a pirate starship, piloted by Captain Figunaye, appeared in the twisted transistor. "Photon cannons, ready?" Asked the captain, "Affirmative, cannons charged", said the spork. "Fire at Will!". A big explosion and an implosion never happened, it was a lie. The mysterious starship "Destroyeetyall" was approaching fast from the planet of the mint mouth washers- Tomatojoe's dream ended. Pissed off, he slapped some dude into face because he was yelling "Medic! Medic! MEDIC!!!" But medic never went to Detroit. He was on a plane to Okinawa and he had no time or money for meeting Henry Ford because he needed anything but a bad-ass animated crowbar that Gordon Freeman could use for brushing his teeth. He was professional when it came to dental hygiene, but never learned why crowbars were desinged by turkish Cyberdemons who were teleported to Australia. But every time he went to unclog his toilet

Because some times a tornado isn't enough.

There was once three tomatoes in Mexican-held territory which was located around the border of new new microwave. They planned a mission for invading Earth, suddenly a pirate starship, piloted by Captain Figunaye, appeared in the twisted transistor. "Photon cannons, ready?" Asked the captain, "Affirmative, cannons charged", said the spork. "Fire at Will!". A big explosion and an implosion never happened, it was a lie. The mysterious starship "Destroyeetyall" was approaching fast from the planet of the mint mouth washers- Tomatojoe's dream ended. Pissed off, he slapped some dude into face because he was yelling "Medic! Medic! MEDIC!!!" But medic never went to Detroit. He was on a plane to Okinawa and he had no time or money for meeting Henry Ford because he needed anything but a bad-ass animated crowbar that Gordon Freeman could use for brushing his teeth. He was professional when it came to dental hygiene, but never learned why crowbars were desinged by turkish Cyberdemons who were teleported to Australia. But every time

AHAH! A vent Thread! Die Hard has shone me the way once again!

Banned, I'll roll a new character... I really need to get better stat rolls this time...

Banned because, I activate My spell Arrest!

Banned because as soon as Pennon's Blade shows up in my hand, Your fucked! I'll Use my Kor's Outfitter's special ability to bring Pennon's Blade out on my Serra's Angel For free! And with each friendly creature on the field I'll gain a +1/1 on My angel! My Regular 4/4 Flyer will soon be the stongest card in my deck! Although that 4/4 Flyer was already the strongest card in Wielding Steel. AND YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO STOP ME FROM ATTACKING YOU DIRECTLY UNLESS YOU HAVE A DEFENDER WITH REACH OR A SPELL CARD THAT WILL ALLOW YOU TO INSTANTLY DESTROY MY CARD! EDIT: I think I may have to lie down after that... I have never geeked out like that before...

HAH, Dnd RP! Sounds like a good time to me

Where there's a vent... There's a way!

Banned because, Son, I disappoint

Shit went down. You had an existential crisis... Or should I say an 'equine'stential crisis. Hah, It's a Pun! Uhh, You can quote me on that term... As far as I know, No one else has used it to term the process of turning brony...

Banned for... Wait... "Dun goofing?"... What?

Unfortunately This topic may need a new topic...

"Wars over kid, It turns out you the big Hero!" "Really?!?" "Yep, They're throwing a parade in your honor. Alyxx Is going to marshal the parade. Epsilon is going to drive the Float in you honor! AND SRAKE IS IN CHARGE OF CONFETTI!" "It's true, I do love Confetti!"

I made up that joke...

Did you know I was born on the same date as Wierd Al? Not the same year.

Just watch it... Just don't stop at the first episode... I didn't really even like the first episode all that much... It definitively was not my favorite. You'll either become 1 of 4 ppl If you like it 1. AlphabetaGamma-Obsessive(but not to an unhealthy point) 2. Srake-Enjoy the series and talks about to an extent 3. Blightmare-I'm not even sure if he's a Brony... I may need to do some fact checking... EDIT: Facts have been checked... And I'm still not sure... 4. Epsilon-Closet Case(trolololol)

After a school two friends were talking. One friend said to the other, "hey yo wanna know how to make a few quick bucks?" "All you gotta do is go to your Dad and say 'I know the whole truth'" So the kid goes to his Dad and says "I know the whole truth." The dad gives him 50 bucks and tells him not to tell him mother. The Kid goes to his mother and says "I know the whole truth." The mother gives him 50 bucks and say not to tell the father. The kid leaves his house to spend his $100 and sees the mailman, he thinks 'why not?'. He goes up to the Mailman and says "I know the whole truth." The mailman looks at him smiling with outstretched arms and says, "How about you give your dad a big ol' hug."