Srake

Is it actually Hasbro? Or is it Habsro

I'm in my third year of learning Spanish in school. I think I could manage if I was thrown into a situation that required me to speak spanish. Hola, Puedes ayudar me? Yo no se donde estoy. Si, soy de Estados Unidos... Como? Bien, no me ayudas. Adios pendejo! (accents are for people who have time y no tengo tiempo) God that guy was a jerk...

Gross...

Lobster

Srake, put that down!

A pony's personality shouldn't be based race. Using the basis you all are using; Pinkie Pie would make a better pegasus than Fluttershy.

I can't even brain.

10/10 God of Chaos? Not gonna give that a bad score.

Soooo the other day I was over at my brothers house and he was giving me crap about how I don't watch football so I just punched him in the face and went to his computer and started playing GTA4 and let tell ya I cannot drive worth shit in that game. I mean seriously driving a car isn't that hard. Speaking of which I just recently got my liscense and I almost hit a guy a couple of days ago. It was dark and this guy was riding his bike down the street on the wrong side of the street. Man I haven't rode my bike in forever. Fucking winter. I was really worried that we would't have snow for Christmas this year but luckily we got some snow a couple days before...

Pfft, Elk don't exist. Pegasus Outpost 6 (My fanon place) Cloud with arcing electricity

Memorable. Just because of City Escape.

Anxiety (Wanna play a mini-game? Go back and read your past 5 words and they will describe you. Inaccurately of course.)

(You didn't have to go there) Disappointment

Balls

Getting suited up for Happy Christmas-orama-athon.

Yes. Everything must die. Nothing is safe from me.

Bullet time

It's satire. Friendship has changed. All female ponies are lesbians. Friendship = Lesbian sex. It's funny. Ha. Ha. Ha.

Not for faint of heart

I've said that fur burns more readily than wood. I'll keep on saying that... /wink

I was watching Robot Chicken a couple of days ago and I think there may have been a FiM reference in it. There was a turtle that crawled onto screen and helicopter propellers came out of the top of its shell. Then a mechanical arm put sunglasses on the turtle and it flew off. Something about it being the coolest animal ever.

What would happen if you deep fried a burger. I would be willing to try that(even if it does sound terrible).

You baked it? Is that just like... idunno... you using the wrong term? Because I have never baked hamburgers. The only time I've baked beef is when I made meatloaf. So did you like cook it in an oven? If you did that you should try grilling it (if you have a grill). Maybe i'm just ignorant to the arts of Beef Bakery.

Fuck. Now that vid is in my history.

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