Lord Sinister

It's a mystery. I expect the episodes would have been released by now if it wasn't for those meddling kids.

I could be wrong, but the world does not appear to have ended.

Where'd you read that? No one's supposed to know about that yet.

I reckon they should take their time. I'm sure we'll all enjoy what they eventually release.

I expect the 21st of May will come and go without incident. Also you might want to make your date format more consistent.

I don't remember how I started watching them. I have a feeling I may have even started watching Civil Protection before Freeman's Mind, but it seems like such a long time ago now. All I know is I'm here now.

Attention, we won't eat cake on a dirty donkey, she eats a ton of cake to love you.

"Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? 'No!' says the man in Washington, 'It belongs to the poor.' 'No!' says the man in the Vatican, 'It belongs to God.' 'No!' says the man in Moscow, 'It belongs to everyone.' I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... Rapture, a city where the artist would not fear the censor, where the scientist would not be bound by petty morality, Where the great would not be constrained by the small! And with the sweat of your brow, Rapture can become your city as well." Sounds to me like he's rejecting communism.

Exactly! That's my attitude anyway, I don't mind waiting at all.

Welcome to Staff, Alyxx. I expect one of the reasons you were made Staff because of how frequently you visit the forums. I'm sure you'll do great. ^^

Portal 2 was a great game. It's a shame that Valve say they're not doing anything this E3, but I'm sure they'll announce something at some point.

What if it was the receiving of those messages that caused us to develop the technology to correctly send messages to the past? But yeah, who knows what could happen.

Tyler, we will have fun with a shorter train, it takes a ton of milk to kill you.

I'm afraid this is one of the things that I find really quite amusing about Freeman's Mind. His neurotic and generally insane nature provide some great comic dialogue in my opinion.

Hey we will have fun with a shorter truck, it takes a lot of rum to claim you.

Hey we couldn't have fun with a shorter truck, it takes a lot of rum to drain you.

I've read far too much on that website.

Perhaps this?

We may never truly know. I do expect though that it (HL3 or Episode 3) will be a decent game when it is eventually released.

Asahina, who is Gordon's former Girlfriend, Saw Gordon with his brother John, eating space brownies with headcrab zombie icing, and she was pissed at God for not making her beautiful enough for him, instead he chose Jessica, who was John Freeman's wife! John Freeman fucked Gordon up because he didn't have the money to get a crowbar, instead buying teletubbies which caused Gordon to jump on top of lung and use wepon against zombie ghosts! Then Captain Tightpants, surprisingly pantless today, had an epiphany "Kaylee was right next to bees that were angry and shooting lazoooors!" Captain Tightpants said "UGH BOOGA BIM" and Gordon Freeman replied "Ma lazoooor!" and everything exploded, headcrab zombie Icing and cake was seriously friggin' everywhere. Gordon felt guilty and John started crying a pond. Just then an antelope crashed through to the surface from the land called "Under the Surface". All of a sudden there was a huge rift and Asahina disappeared. Someone said something about the Combine attacking John Freeman by kidnapping Asahina, John Freeman frowned and said, "Avast!" He then got his grappling hook stuck in a

Many happy returns.

I could have sworn it always had basic AI.

One day God gazed upon the people of Earth who were starting to play Civilization while eating popcorn. He gleefully said "DELETE THIS THREAD!" and then suddenly they did died.Their ghosts yelled all night long and that noise brought forth the Klingon Empire."DAMMIT GODZILLA'S FINGERING US" shouted the anthropomorphic mole people who were furries, but had a huge party in the house of Machinima, when Ross Scott shouted out loud "LEAVE ME ALONE!" His arms waving and hit the "Self Destruct" button. All of Machinima exploded in a thermonuclear explosion. Meanwhile coke ran free through the river, causing everyone to screw burning Machinima, meanwhile in Canada a television manufacturer ruled by Osama's son, a young fire breathing boy, who farted loudly that blew his brain. Suddenly the followers of Gordon Freeman began to sang very stupid songs about whales. Angered, he yelled "I'm Ishmael bitch", so everyone in the 'verse before this one made prostheletyzing illegal. Tacoman came by and dropped a - I woke up! Right after the tornado hit Minnesota, God said he just can not live without doughnuts. Tacoman came by briefly and then

Blast Pit is significantly larger. I didn't really see any resemblance when I played it.

And the final deal is a Medal of Honor and Battlefield one. Shame, I was hoping for some good discount on Spore. Crazily, it's still at full price on the Steam store.