alphabetagamma

Yes. I rarely eat anywhere else. Now that you mention it, I rarely do anything else. At least for the summer nowadays. That's what you get for making friends that always go away for the summer.

orly Yes, entirely actually. You seem to think that any kind of shield could withstand those kind of energy levels. You would also require ~1 kilogram of matter and ~kilogram of anti-matter per shot (if the bursts last one second). And I would love to see you safely contain that much at all, never mind a container as small as a rifle. You would likely end up converting your "shield" directly into energy after your containment failed, which would be almost immediate.

God damnit! I forgot to post this! Whatever! Nice rifle. Although considering that the total energy from sunlight hitting the earth is approximately 174 petawatts, or Tsar Bomba the most powerful device ever created by man being 210 petawatts, you'd essentially be detonating an extremely powerful nuclear warhead several inches from your face.

Because you didn't come to my party! (or TF2 last friday!) Hopefully you've finished season 1 otherwise that won't make as much sense.

Wow, I didn't know our ponengineers were that awesome. I know an individual with some pony aircraft, but they're still in production...

Wait, you're a girl? A badass hot girl maybe, but I thought you were a boy...

I knew both of these, and I've learned the latter the hard way. Did you know that if you went out into space, you would explode before you suffocated because there's no air pressure? Did you know that there are at least two mistakes in that post? Firstly, it was Blue that mentioned the apparent dilation of time as you grow older not blightmare. Secondly, you would not "explode" in space. There would be a multitude of problems, but hypoxia would likely be the final cause of death. Did you know you just got served?

And of course I had to go and google the damned thing. I'm now scarred for life

Huzzah! The great blightmare has returned! Flee before us, anti-bronies!

NOO STFU!!!1!1one! I'll always see them now! Don't make me send you to lemonparty again!

Ha! He fell for it! Now, Axeldeath, do you still have the frequency for the C4?

I actually made a Freudian slip like that once when I was about 7, asked my sister to pass the "porn cops" instead of the "Corn Pops"

Tried to play Gmod with Username/NOT MAI PROLLEM!/How many times have I changed m/20% Sniper/I am painis/You just did it WRONG!/Rule 34/@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@2/Accursed Farmer/Son, I am/Fr, but it ended up with some random crashes/lag. I am dissapoint.

I see nothing That's perfect

You have sat through 1337 spins! (And no, not meatspin)

I know how you got it

To the googlemobile!

Eating a bagel with creme cheese and drinking tap water. Some of the cleanest tap water in the world btw.

Has anyone else noticed a white dot in the top left corner of J.C.'s avatar?

You throw the jar at enemies and anyone in the AOE takes minicrits. It also puts out fires on friendly players.

Moonbase Alpha with Username and Epsilon. It took us (me) 2 hours to repair the station, mainly because the only real reason we were playing was to spam the text-to-speech chat.

It would have been nice with an AF only server, WHY MUST IT ALWAYS BE DIFFICULT?!

Harry Potter is not a pony. Yet