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Luis

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  1. Banned for being in Sparta
  2. Talking to strangers via omegle... There are some freaky persons aout there...
  3. I saw opne of these carrying a couple of rebels today, pretty sexy... Could squash any of th cars posted in this thread:
  4. The Dodge Viper GTS I'd have to live in another country because mine's streets suck like hell.
  5. Hey, It just occured to me that most people should have some funny stories with their hardware... For example... When I first built this computer, I purchased a used Core 2 Duo E6750 off mercadolibre (some kind of ebay for latin americans). When I first built my computer I didn't know much so I forgot to mount the motherboard on the plastic isolators that prevent the computer from touching the metal side of the case so when I turned it up for the first time I saw some cool sparks slowly come out of the CPU fan. The whole CPU & motherboard were dead. So I contacted Intel's tech support and told them I had just bought it in a store and it was installed by a technician (really made it look like it was a faulty copy), so they requested some pics and I sent them... a couple of days later I got a mail saying that I had to ship my CPU to Intel in order to get a new one. I shipped it via UPS (they payed a premium shipment) and 7 days later I got a new one, not only a new processor, a retail copy... Not the OEM they use to ship with warranties... So I basically fooled Intel... =D. What's your funny stories?
  6. No need to do another topic on the video, here's the original : http://www.accursedfarms.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=516&start=60 Lock'd
  7. Yeah, Jexius just gave us a couple of MP5s... Now we can solve up to 800 problems a minute =D.
  8. That would clearly give us a look at Freeman's life... His criminal life, Eddie, possigle gfs... We all knew from the beggining that in this very moment something big would happen, the switch to BM:S or something else...
  9. Wait for Ross to have a crew of animators and debuggers and then we should all prepare for the max awesomesauce evar.
  10. Firefox 3.6 here... Chrome traumatized me with those privacy violations.. No more incognito mode for me...
  11. Now she will drop dildos on a stone table, I unpinned a ton of apples while stroking myself.
  12. Banned for living in Texas
  13. Banned for not making me a sandwich
  14. Tyler uses his mystic superpowers to do a flotating moonwalk om the bottomless pit until he arrives to the other side. (btw grass isn't portal conductive) Hey are we able to submit more than 1 solution? What's the limit?
  15. Hahaha I loved that quote... My favourite characters would be the defective turrets and personality cores... Or those boxes/turrets with legs... That was just sad
  16. It's not in order: Independence Day Men in Black The Clockwork Orange Some DBZ OVAs Quarantine Fast Five The Dark Knight Van Helsing Sorority Boys (I'll post again when I remember some more)
  17. Banned for banning BTGBullseye and loosing your tank/dog
  18. Nice. I think in the Dudesons everytime I hear "Finland"
  19. Banned for ending your name with 2 x.
  20. That's what I've been saying to myself for 2 years...
  21. Blast Pit is significantly larger. I didn't really see any resemblance when I played it. Neither did I, the only thing that reminded me of black mesa was that giant blast door ready to take a missile that had behind it a tiny tiny normal door... Lol. I wonder what the engineers where thinking "yeah lets put a tiny door behind the 60mts one just to spend the extra 10 million dollars"
  22. Topics merged. Please check the other forums before creating a new topic as there might already be one you can post in. Awesome setup by the way. Damn Alyxx, I was about to merge that topic... ''The requested topic does not exist''. Nice setup... Not really a fan of biostar motherboards but oh well
  23. HAhahaha good one...
  24. Christians: Give all your belongings to the Accursed Farms staff before you go to heaven, that guarantees you access to FM and CP while up there.
  25. Joined: Wed Mar 02, 2011 1:02 pm Reputation: 64 -/+ Asahina, who is Gordon's former Girlfriend, Saw Gordon with his brother John, eating space brownies with headcrab zombie icing, and she was pissed at God for not making her beautiful enough for him, instead he chose Jessica, who was John Freeman's wife! John Freeman fucked Gordon up because he didn't have the money to get a crowbar, instead buying teletubbies which caused Gordon to jump on top of lung and use wepon against zombie ghosts! Then Captain Tightpants, surprisingly pantless today, had an epiphany "Kaylee was right next to bees that were angry and shooting lazoooors!" Captain Tightpants said "UGH BOOGA BIM" and Gordon Freeman replied "Ma lazoooor!" and everything exploded, headcrab zombie Icing and cake was seriously friggin' everywhere. Gordon felt guilty and John started crying a pond. Just then an antelope crashed through to the surface from the land called "Under the Surface". All of a sudden there was a huge rift and Asahina disappeared. Someone said something about the Combine attacking John Freeman by kidnapping Asahina, John Freeman frowned and said, "Avast!" He then got his grappling hook stuck in an asshole of a vortigant who said "Why, thanks, John!". The Vortigant started hovering over a giant headcrab that looked suspiciously like Wallace Breen. Earlier, Breen had been smelling coke off a
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