Nagisa

I know, you broke something. It wasn't the one with admin powers, it was you. I'm sure of it. Alright it was me, I edited the permissions to fix a bug where mods didn't have full power in some forums, it worked but with a cost

If you like something. Like it. Don't start a god-damned war. I wouldn't be suprized if this crap spread to another forum. People in my forum randomly posted about MLP, they asked me to delete the thread but if ABG posts in another forum about this "war" then it'd become an internet phenominon. It'd go down in history. Just think how horri-- do it. FYI: I watched it, it's not something I'm going to obsess over, but as weird as it is it wasn't that bad.

Banned for forgetting how to spell "my".

Lying in bed for hours getting up twice going on the computer. When in bed lifting head and banging it with a horrible feeling not knowing what to do and how I'm going to continue. Thinking about others feelings if I do anything, and I mean anything. Where's the off-switch on this shit? It's been like this for years now. Getting worse every day. :@

Once, a war against the lovers and the haters of Suzimiya Haruhi cause a great grammar fail. Blightmare was then banned due to stuff. Fortunately he got his ban extended for over 9000 offences against Haruhi. Suddenly, in the sky, a sperm whale appeared, and spelled "whale" shockingly correctly. Then Jexius edited his pants to look like a boss. Jexius then banned Epsilon for his uncontainable awesomeness. AF was then closed. Ross only said, "I will go to the highest and the most isolated mountain in the kingdom of Gondor and jump onto a trampoline." Suddenly, an alien turned into Ross's enormously grotesque fat ex girlfriend who likes CoD videos, which are overrated. Later that day, Captain Figunaye's ship landed on Australian held island territory, but Epsilon headshotted the main mast. "HAX!", yelled a random seagull under a flying giraffe. That is not sensical or logical. Figunaye laughed like an antelope doesn't. Suddenly a sandwich ate a Heavy. Sandwich then flew all the way back to Snuggles. Nobody noticed the giant pencil hovering above our galaxy smuggling bullets to my tiny apartment. All of a sudden, Epsilon shot down a flying Scout. The Scout was full of Bonk energy drink. The radioactive energy caused a green fish to implode. The Medic's insanity multiplied by 20%x 99% of the square root of cake which is very tasty but sadly is your mother. Everything then violently exploded in a fiery ball of complete division by zero. Later that day, the universe somehow got back in order. Common sense is still a rarity, unfortunately. Intelligent kangaroo giant was flying it's jet when alphabetagamma rammed into another jet, and nobody died. New game. Someone else can start this time (again). We won't have to keep starting new games if you paragraph correctly, and don't derail it! D:

Banned because your name stands for "Ban that guy, bullseye!". I'm not bullseye but I'll do it anyway.

http://web.archive.org/web/20090409161151/http://civilprotection.freeforums.org/ ^.^ Just saying.

PARTICLE BAT IS DEAD D: I read this thread without posting, made me lawl

Once, a war against the lovers and the haters of Suzimiya Haruhi cause a great grammar fail. Blightmare was then banned due to stuff. Fortunately he got his ban extended for over 9000 offences against Haruhi. Suddenly, in the sky, a sperm whale appeared, and spelled "whale" shockingly correctly. Then Jexius edited his pants to look like a boss. Jexius then banned Epsilon for his uncontainable awesomeness. AF was then closed

Banned for posting more than three words extra on the three word story.

Once, a war against the lovers and the haters of Suzimiya Haruhi cause a great grammar fail. Blightmare was then banned due to stuff. Fortunately he got his ban extended for over 9000 offences against Haruhi. Suddenly, in the sky, a sperm whale appeared, and spelled "whale" shockingly correctly. Then Jexius edited his pants to look like a boss. Jexius then banned

Once, a war against the lovers and the haters of Suzimiya Haruhi cause a great grammar fail. Blightmare was then banned due to stuff. Fortunately he got his ban extended for over 9000 offences against Haruhi. Suddenly, in the sky, a sperm whale appeared, and spelled "whale" shockingly correctly. Then

Banned for using four words. Wait wrong thread, sorry. Once, a war against the lovers and the haters of Suzimiya Haruhi cause a great grammar fail. Blightmare was then banned due to stuff. Fortunately he got his ban extended for over 9000 offences against Haruhi. Suddenly, in the sky, a sperm whale appeared hey if you can use four I can LOL - nobody else though

Once, a war against the lovers and the haters of Suzimiya Haruhi cause a great grammar fail. Blightmare was then banned due to stuff. Fortunately he got his ban extended for over 9000 offences against Haruhi.

Once, a war against the lovers and the haters of Suzimiya Haruhi cause a great grammar fail. Blightmare was then banned due to stuff. Fortunately he got his ban extended

Once, a war against the lovers and the haters of Suzimiya Haruhi cause a great grammar fail. Blightmare was then banned

Once, a war against the lovers and the haters of Suzimiya Haruhi

Once, a war against the lovers

Who here knew that one day giant lumberjacks would chop down trees and drink cheap cyanide filled Koolaid and go to Epsilon's planet of chicken and sweet tea and guns that shoot boolets? Not only do cows eat grass but also they jump over the moon and leave ponies in rest. It was very nonsensical and confusing, only /b/ could possibly make less sense than the chaotic, random, ambiguous Gordon Freeman's dream. The G-man woke up to a de-railed thread on a very sad day. He was wearing a very expensive diamond encrusted tie and suit with a dark blue pair of socks. His fashion sense was very pimpin'. Everyone was jelly whenever the G-man would roll up into a ball and derail this thread. G-man then got into his purple limousine and drove into a Lake. G-man drowned, but his suit was made of ice cream That froze into a million pieces. Many treasure hunters search for G-man's suit shards but stop because they get very hungry for potatoes and decide to return to idaho. G-man survived though, but his purple limousine got eaten by a wild grue with laser beams. G-man took out his explosive briefcase and threw it at an unsuspecting robotic ghost dragon. Gordon Freeman helped by crowbaring a flying scout's mother and red spy. Any other day Gordon would simply would be busy collecting human skulls, but today he went to crate to crowbar it. The crate exploded, and out came a BLU Pyro. The Pyro's muffled voice yelled, "ICE TO MEET YOU!" "..." Gordon Freeman replied, and crowbarred Pyro in the oxygen tank, causing a large explosion, but Gordon's HEV only saved Gordon and a village of crazed bushmen. One bushman said "So long, and good luck my bespectacled bearded friend.". So he was gone like the horse that Epsilon ate for breakfast. Blightmare then came with a great white shark who Epsilon wrestled like famous pirate Figunaye. Psychotic Ninja was killing ponies. Suddenly, The world stopped in a matter made of Alyxx's collection of rare manly movies, like Commando and Terminator, which are the best movies since sliced bread. All the people wanted to be like Captain Crunch, but Epsilon's awesomeness was too powerful for mere cereal n' milk so he guffawed at Tony the Tiger, who was clawing Captain Figunaye unsuccessfully. Tony then donned his beanie, and get a plan for the lulz. New game, someone else can start it off this time!

Banned for thinking pong = accursedfarms donations!

Has anyone even mentioned Haruhi or Clannad in here? >_> *personally insulted*

Then you suck. Insane is where it's at! ^^ this * 2 I think that was your best post ever.

http://uk.akinator.com/ I forgot I had that copied. Go on it. It even guessed the Chiyo's dog from Azumanga Daioh. AND IT GUESSED THE CAT THAT!

Who here knew that one day giant lumberjacks would chop down trees and drink cheap cyanide filled Koolaid and go to Epsilon's planet of chicken and sweet tea and guns that shoot boolets? Not only do cows eat grass but also they jump over the moon and leave ponies in rest. It was very nonsensical and confusing, only /b/ could possibly make less sense than the chaotic, random, ambiguous Gordon Freeman's dream. The G-man woke up to a de-railed thread on

Banned for having a fake quote. Yes, I googled it, no other mention anywhere on the interwebs!