Nagisa

Bahahahaha! You forgot one crucial thing! I shoved a keylogger on your computer months ago and you use the same password for everything. From there, getting past your defences was easy, since they all asked for that password! I turned your weapon systems against you (which you built in-between this post and yours, and the security stuff), which oblitterate you. I have changed the password to something I made up on the spot. It's 128 characters long. Have fun cracking it from beyond the grave! The hill was now Nagisa's once more.

Banned for being online.

Banned for not having 24 reputation.

5/10 - what is it? o_O

Banned because immediately after posting, I did try, and it horribly using some flash photoshop clone. Then immediately after I changed it and came on here, you posted a much much much better one with no bad pixels! Thanks! Enjoy your ban!

Banned because I don't have photoshop/paint .net/gimp/generic_image_editing_tool_name_here due to running from a persistent(ish >_>) Ubuntu USB install, so no Christmasy Nagisa ;(

I knew someone would do that. Back to the game D=

You are spared from banning because I can't think of a good reason! D=

Naigsa screams: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" and proceeds to start walking. She realises she doesn't need the laptop for the aimbot to work, and starts killing everyone in sight using her vortex opening gun thingie! She kills them by opening the vortex under their feet and closing it as it gets to their neck. At this point, all continuity is destroyed and it appears that there are more people coming. Nagisa realises she can't get back to the top of the hill, so she enlists the help of GLaDoS, who gives Nagisa's vortex gun the ability to create orange and blue portals, instead of vortexes. She then opens one under the sea and drowns Ninja, after closing the door of the shed that now exists. She says: "That's what you get for building a shed on my hill... and leaving the door open!" as she reclaims the hill once lost.

Nagisa, after picking up the free laptop (thank you ABG), hacked real life. First, she coded an aimbot. This was useful so if someone else tried creeping up on her, then she could shoot them. Then she realised "wait, I'm a programmer, I can do anything", and wrote some code so she could spawn asteroids. Then, obviously she spawned a giant asteroid just off of the surface of the planet. It crashed somewhere near the hill. Thanks to the shielding from an extrapillator she had in her watch, she survived. All other life on the planet was annihilated. The hill was now Nagisa's own.

Nagisa warns Charlie about the vortex. Charlie doesn't listen. The vortex opens on his back, but instead of it releasing 1000 years of darkness it releases Psychotic Ninja into the unicorn world (not Equestria). Before he knew it, Nagisa had jumped into the vortex, claimed the hill as her own and closed the vortex. The hill is now mine once more.

Basically, just reply to this thread with a creative way of taking the hill from the last poster, and end it with something like ", MY HILL!" or "It's mine now!". Here's an example: Nagisa shoots Kaweebo in the foot, he falls down and rolls, gathering snow as he falls. Then, once he is finally at the bottom of the hill, the impact causes a snowplosion in which everyone except for Nagisa persishes. The hill is now mine.

Banned because I won the game.

Banned for not making a new game.

Then you obviously don't get it very strongly? o____O

Banned because the pool is closed.

Banned because I am the multiverse, and you are tiny... or something...

850. How about I change this thread to count to 1000? xD

Hmm... This thread is so tempting... Why not? Ah here's one... I started with that and then I didn't know what to type suddenly, yet when I saw this thread on my tablet I was full of facts that could take up 40 pages, then once I finally get this persistent Ubuntu installation running, POOF all gone. I don't know, I suppose I'll mention my inner-monologue. I basically talk to myself constantly instead of talking to others. I mean this as in literal conversations with myself. I comment about the world and sometimes spew off into things that you just shouldn't say to yourself. Basically, I talk to myself, just not outloud (no wait, I do talk outloud somtimes X_X). If I like something, I'll latch onto it like [insert good example here]. The best example I can think of in my own life is anime. I think everyone here knows about that. I can't stop watching it for the life of me. It's pretty much the only thing I can smile at now. Well, that and my own inner-monologue! If I want to say something, I go by this one simple rule: If I don't have to, don't. Why? I'm not sure. I get the feeling I'll say something to make everyone hate me. This doesn't apply online though. Well, it does kind of. This post is already getting me worried about what exactly I'm going to type. I don't trust my own memory. If I say something that's completely true to someone, I'll worry they think I'm lying. That can lead to any number of things, including me thinking that I lied when I actually didn't, or that I'm going to say something stupid that's inconsistent with what I've already said. Usually with the latter that actually happens because I'm thinking about it so much, which has lead to everyone I've ever met thinking I'm a liar with everything I do. Of course, if I even attempt to explain this to someone then it'll just look like I'm making excuses. I think Kirkreng said this as well. I don't trust anything that comes from me. When I was in school, if I knew the answer to something I wouldn't say it, and not just because of the earlier rule. No no, I wouldn't even write it down. I'd make it look like I was slow with everything just confirming what I thought was the right answer 50,000 times before finally giving in. This still happens to this day. If I want to buy something in a shop and I know how much it costs, I'll pull out the right amount of coins and count them pretty much instantly. The problem is I'll count them slowly AFTER I've done that, and I'll repeat the procedure over and over again for about five minutes before finally entering the shop. THEN after that, most of the time I'll hastily give whoever is at the till MORE money just in case. The only time I don't do that is when a shop has a self-service checkout (which I'll always use), and then I'll just throw all of my money into it and hope it doesn't eat it. I still can't remember 90% of what I was going to say I go to extreme lengths to avoid conversations. For example, if I'm on a bus and I'm worried some random person will sit next to me and try to start a conversation, I'll worry about it for about 30 seconds before pulling out my tablet and starting to watch random YouTube videos or anime, just so I can use that as a odd "Do Not Disturb" sign. Note: that was not an extreme length. What I mean by extreme length is I'll run. Yeah, I've ran away from people who I think are trying to talk to me. I don't know why. I look at everything and I see right through it. Well that's what it feels like. It's like NOTHING is really there. Along with that, and I assume it's related for some reason, time is constantly skipping. I forget what happens in-between for a second as well. I mean, in-between the skips (one minute I'm on the bus, next I'm typing this). It's horrible though, because I can't actually see anything (not litterally, but... gah it can't be explained). It feels like there's a fog in my eyes. Whenever I think about it, I get really upset. Maybe I should erase this post... it's not making much sense and I've forgotten most of the things I was going to say. Oh well, I won't go into the depression or anything, or the more bizarre flaws (one of which is already well known in this forum).

Banned because there is no script! I'm talking about the ending of the conquest! The ending of the conquest in real life! The bad, buggy game with no save points! Honestly, you'd think more people would get the reference

Granted, but it sounds like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQj4IswJA_E I wish I could speak fluent Japanese (I don't care if I know English or not, or if Japan is suddenly destroyed - well I would care then but anime would still exist so I'd win! Think of a better corruption =D).

Banned because I can see the ending!

FFS. Third post in a row that I've made that mentions Clannad. Pure coincidence! Every arc in Clannad will make you cry. By the end of the second series you'll need surgery on your tear ducts. It's SO SO SAD but SO SO FUNNY. I don't know how key managed to make something like that. Kotomi's arc (nowhere near the saddest, but will still make you cry):

I don't watch much anime that involves fighting. Fight scenes really bore me. I know I keep talking about them whenever anime comes up, but my favorites are always: Clannad, Haruhi, Ouran, and Fruits Basket. If I even think of episode 16 of the second season of Clannad I get teary eyes, sometimes cry. Yes, that is happening right now. Fun fact: Nagisa is from Clannad.

Banned because I previously banned someone for similar reasons.