Hey everyone, well I have some good news and bad news. The bad news is I’m getting sued by Valve and can’t make any more Freeman’s Mind or Civil Protection videos forever. The good news is I have some new series to replace them! The first (which I thought was going to be the second, but Machinima.com decided to post it 6 hours earlier than they said, ha) is Diary of A Zombie. A touching tale about a zombie. Check it out here:

Youtube

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Also I lied. There’s not one, but TWO videos today! Stay tuned for the next one!

EDIT:

Hello again from late night Poland! Brought back by popular demand, here is the sequel to The Amazing Halo Video, a runaway hit with everyone:

Youtube

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Okay I’m going to sleep. In Poland that is.

Also the forum link from the posts are really screwed up right now. The front page will display the most accurate information. This will hopefully be resolved soon.

Diary of A Zombie is a touching tale about the struggles and hardships a lonely zombie must undergo in order to be better understand mankind and himself.

Hey people, there will be a surprise video later today! I actually got a sort of confirmation from Machinima.com that it will be up around 5pm their time in Los Angeles (GMT +/- whatever). So be on the lookout for it then.

In other news, I’ve moved to Poland. I guess that’s kind of weird since I don’t speak Polish, but you know how it is. Poland is neat, it has buses and stuff.

Trusty web guy Dave Donaldson will make a news post for me when the video goes up, since I may be asleep by then, what with me being in Poland and all.

Hey, this is Jexius.

Tomorrow I’ll be switching the password system. This will mean that the forums and site will be more stable and will probably fix most of the CPU usage and downtime issues we’ve been having.

It will, however, mean that you will ALL need to reset your passwords.

Please make sure that the email linked to your forum account matches your current email. This will be important for when we make the change.

 

Well my move was successful and I think my internet is stable again. I have several things to discuss, so I’ll list them haphazardly:

THE TUNNEL:

The downloadable copy is now up, though the Youtube copy one came out pretty well this time. At least with this version you won’t have to watch it split up. Here are some links:

STREAMING:

Youtube part 1

Youtube part 2

DOWNLOAD:

1280x720 WMV (344MB)

Also this may have been mentioned already, but at the end of the video, Craig isn’t actually talking in Bulgarian, but in some Hungarian phrases he knew.

THE FORUMS:

While it does seem stable, I’ve been told by the host for the site and the people who developed the forums that there are some problems still occurring where it will really spike in terms of CPU usage for the server. I’m honestly clueless when it comes to this. If you’re familiar with PHP and might be able to lend some assistance looking over the code or have ideas as to what’s happening, please email me and I’ll try and direct you to the right people working on it.

I was originally planning to launch the subtitles section by now, but that may not be a good idea until the current problems with it get resolved.

MORE VOICE ACTOR POSITIONS:

I’ve had a lot of roles filled, but I have two left. One person had to bail, the other I never got enough applications for:

1. American Black Male, age from mid 20s to early 40s - Same role mentioned on the site earlier, just looking for some with a general African-American accent.

2. Female With Eastern European Accent, age 20s to 30s - If you’re a woman and can talk in an Eastern European accent, you have a good chance of getting the part.

Both roles will require some shouting. If you think you can do either of these roles convincingly, email me at [email protected].
 
Finally, I haven’t had a chance to read all the comments yet, but I plan to reply to them, get more involved in the forum, and *slowly* start responding more to my enormous backlog of emails.