Dead Game News: Ubisoft is getting sued over The Crew

As soon as I saw that language, I lost any hope that this would end well. I'm not convinced a real lawyer even wrote that, let alone a competent one. People in the YouTube comments are speculating that it was churned out by an AI; my mind went toward that dunderhead that represented Vic Mignogna, the kind of lawyer who learned everything they know from TV and thinks winning cases is about making a spectacle of yourself and your client and God only knows how they ever passed a bar exam. (And if they did hand the job of writing their papers over to an AI, I'm probably still right about that last part.)