World's Strangest Song Titles

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Inspired by an old thread on the now rather dead last.fm forums. Name the ten most bizarre, amusing, potentially worrying and/or thought-provoking song titles you can recall.

  • El Papa En Chándal (Pope In Tracksuit) by Mama Ladilla
  • I'm Compressing The Comb On A Cockerel's Head by Budgie
  • I Cannot Feel You As The Dogs Are Laughing And I Am Blind by Nurse With Wound
  • British People In Hot Weather by The Fall
  • Jesus Crossed His Arms As If To Fight Me by The Misanthrope Project
  • They Turned Away, Together From The Horror, And Wrapped Their Arms Around Each Other, Then Picked Their Way Through The Carnage To The Car by Kylie Minoise
  • La Historia Del Hombre Que Dejó Rusia Sin Vodka (The Story Of A Man Who Left Russia Without Vodka) by Mojinos Escozíos
  • All I Wanna Do Is Touch Your Power Points by Loli Ripe
  • We Were Stoned When We Thought Up The Title Of This And We Didn't Want To Give It A Name That We Had To Explain As 'Oh Yeah We Were Stoned When We Thought Of It' So We're Just Calling It Improvisational Jam 11-02-01 by !!!
  • An Xbox Killed My Dog by Flying Lotus

 
I only got one off the top of my head for now:

Hank Made Me Vomit Or You Are My Forever-Shining Guardian Light But Tou Can Still Suck A Fat Dick - Renard Queenston

 
I thought "Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict" by Pink Floyd is the longest, weirdest title I've seen. Then there's "We Were Stoned When We Thought Up The Title Of This And We Didn't Want To Give It A Name That We Had To Explain As 'Oh Yeah We Were Stoned When We Thought Of It' So We're Just Calling It Improvisational Jam 11-02-01" by !!!

 
There's a German Heavy Metal/Hardcore Punk band with the lovely name "Japanische Kampfhörspiele", which translates to "Japanese battle audio dramas". But that's a band name, so it doesn't really count.

The only good song titles I can think of are "I Wanna Pierce My Brain" by the Rubber City Rebels, which is a pretty good song actually, or the wonderful "Miso Horny Pt. 1 & 2" by Shawn Lee's Ping Pong Orchestra, and of course "Day of the total armageddon holocaust" by Christian Death Metal band Horde.

 
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