What would you do if...

[that guy]

Yet another forum game is born!

After you have answered to the previous question, you are free to ask a new question in the form of "what would you do if...".

What would you do if you were being mugged?

 

[Madman]

Fart straight at the muggers face. And sream like a little girl.

What would you do if you found out that the cookie monster had suicidal tendencies?

 

[Alyxx Thorne]

Give him a cookie.

What would you do if Ross Scott stopped making Freeman's Mind?

 

[that guy]

Watch Civil Protection.

What would you do if you had exactly 30 seconds left to live?

 

[Psychotic Ninja]

Be on the internet.

What would you do if you were stranded on a island?

 

[Batman]

Build an amazing home.

What would you do if you lived in a cave?

 

[ProHypster]

I would work myself out of it.

What would you do if I was your neighbor?

 

[Blue]

Offered you a delicious and entirely unspoiled or poisoned raspberry smoothie.

 

[Psychotic Ninja]

Throw it away cause I hate raspberry smoothies.

If someone tried burning your house down with lemons.

 

[Lord Sinister]

Burn their house down with lemons FIRST.

If you woke up in a house being burned down with lemons.

 

[alphabetagamma]

Make flaming lemonade.

What would you do if you replied to this post?

 

[Alyxx Thorne]

Come up with another one.

What would you do if coke tasted like sprite?

 

[Epsilon]

I would keep drinking Monster Energy, which tastes much better, IMO.

What would you do if you were trapped in Black Mesa during the resonance cascade?

 

[alphabetagamma]

I'd kick your ass like Chuck Norris in a HEV suit for cutting me off while I'm trying to post!

What would you do if you got sent back in time too 1357?

 

[that guy]

I would show off my brilliance and then probably get killed by the locals for impersonating god.

What would you do if there was an angry mob chasing you?

 

[Psychotic Ninja]

Remind them that I started the mob.

What would you do if you had the portal gun?

 

[Doom Shepherd]

Ladies' Gym' Locker Room Tour 2011.

What would you do if your mouth was on your forehead?

 

[ISGC]

enter international spitting competitions with a couple inches lead

what would you do if you had a third arm?

 

[Adam Stryker]

Use it as a Pimp hand

What would you do if you had to trade a your wedding band/ring for a kidney?