Weirdest websites!

I would do like to give a warning, if you can't take ridiculous racism, homosexual hate and general anything-but-Christianity hate than this site might not be for you.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/

Okay this is a forum for Christians(i think). Now, why is this so weird, you ask? Because these guys are just ridiculous about their religion. For example, there was a thread about a guy that while wiping his ass cut a hole in the toilet paper and touched his butt with his finger, it happens. He considers this anal sex and now believes his finger is gay. And the whole thread is about him trying to find a way to legally CUT OFF this finger, and they are serious about it.

Anyway, but some threads are just funny because of how ridiculous they are.

Btw, You shouldn't play Portal 2 because it promotes anal sex: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=63326

Also if you give flowers to your wife you are most definitely gay: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=60892

Remember though, these people are quite extreme about their religion. So you might find this offensive.

 
I would do like to give a warning, if you can't take ridiculous racism, homosexual hate and general anything-but-Christianity hate than this site might not be for you.http://www.landoverbaptist.net/

Okay this is a forum for Christians(i think). Now, why is this so weird, you ask? Because these guys are just ridiculous about their religion. For example, there was a thread about a guy that while wiping his ass cut a hole in the toilet paper and touched his butt with his finger, it happens. He considers this anal sex and now believes his finger is gay. And the whole thread is about him trying to find a way to legally CUT OFF this finger, and they are serious about it.

Anyway, but some threads are just funny because of how ridiculous they are.

Btw, You shouldn't play Portal 2 because it promotes anal sex: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=63326

Also if you give flowers to your wife you are most definitely gay: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=60892

Remember though, these people are quite extreme about their religion. So you might find this offensive.
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I read from there that Minecraft makes children sex slaves and destroys the economy.

 
I would do like to give a warning, if you can't take ridiculous racism, homosexual hate and general anything-but-Christianity hate than this site might not be for you.http://www.landoverbaptist.net/

Okay this is a forum for Christians(i think). Now, why is this so weird, you ask? Because these guys are just ridiculous about their religion. For example, there was a thread about a guy that while wiping his ass cut a hole in the toilet paper and touched his butt with his finger, it happens. He considers this anal sex and now believes his finger is gay. And the whole thread is about him trying to find a way to legally CUT OFF this finger, and they are serious about it.

Anyway, but some threads are just funny because of how ridiculous they are.

Btw, You shouldn't play Portal 2 because it promotes anal sex: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=63326

Also if you give flowers to your wife you are most definitely gay: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=60892

Remember though, these people are quite extreme about their religion. So you might find this offensive.
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There is no way that they're serious. I'm reading the finger thread now.

 
the "west borough baptist church" believes the same line of shit and that soldiers for the american armed forces are sinners and deserve to die.

they picket their funerals and completely disrespect the ceremony. i'm a patriot so naturally these guys can orient a rebar pipe up their ass and twist it in slowly.

love the new spoiler tag btw, anyone notice this?
 
I read from there that Minecraft makes children sex slaves and destroys the economy.
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Also, don't forget that angry bird is a sex training game.

But at least they give us good tips: "The best way to play Angry Birds is also the best way to make a women climax!"

This is honestly just funny to read.

 
awesome i have a waist size below 30 and my hair is decently long. i guess i'm gay now..

it says on the bottom that this bullshit is "biblically accurate". yea accurate ACCORDING TO YOUR INTERPRETATION
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i'm done reading that thread. it's just pissing me off. and making me laugh.

 
okay i knew it was too fucked up to be real. but wait...that means...DAMN he got me! hahaha
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i went on that. i'm confused. was i just caught trying to look at porn by fluttershy?
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