Trolls

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

I love trolls, in my opinion, they make the Internet more interesting

The whole point of this thread is to post the greatest trolling you've seen.

Example:

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Bloodninja: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....

DirtyKate: What the fuck?

DirtyKate: You perverted piece of s**t

DirtyKate: F**k

Whether it be on Omegle, Youtube, Yahoo!, etc... Post it all here!

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[alphabetagamma]

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[Kirkreng]

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[Kirkreng]

Also this:

 

[Selkie]

Also this:

Ohohoho, dat slaps me on the knee.

 

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

I don't have proof but a friend of mine hacked her brothers computer so instead of saying "you've got mail" it would say "You've got aids"

 

[Koach]

want trolling, play Battle Grounds 2, 16thENG server.

the previous target was Code Blue, the shittiest clan in the history of shitty clans.

 

[Scorpia]

i'll go on omegle and post results...it usually takes a couple hours before i find a live one.

 

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

So I was on Omegle...

You: Hallo

Stranger: lover boy where are you

You: My name is Gordon.

Stranger: gordon

You: Yes

You: Gordon.

Stranger: wow

You: My last name is Freeman.

Stranger: o

Stranger: wow

You: I'm 27 years old.

Stranger: cool

You: I have a PHD in theoretical physics.

Stranger: wow a real smarty

You: And I have an awesome beard and glasses.

Stranger: and very mature looking

You: Here's a picture of me

You: http://images.wikia.com/half-life/en/images/f/fe/Barnacle_Gordon.jpg

 

[Jek Jek Roo]

Sorry guys, don't kill me, I don't even remember who wrote those posts, but it's so damn funny. I dunno why

 

[Scorpia]

Dash's Omegle conversation

lucky enough to find someone who oddly did not know Half-Life eh?

 

[\\Vincent Vega]

what is half life?

 

[Axeldeath]

Freeman don't hurt me

Don't hurt me

No more

 

[Selkie]

Sorry guys, don't kill me, I don't even remember who wrote those posts, but it's so damn funny. I dunno why

I believe that was me and Username. I've always wanted to use the epic collective facepalm pic and that was the perfect chance.

 

[Collective Foal]

This right here is pretty fantastic. It's a little long but well worth the read.

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http://failbook.failblog.org/2011/08/11/funny-facebook-fails-john-from-nebraska/

 

[Kirkreng]

^that person is a god

 

[Collective Foal]

My thoughts, exactly.

 

[Selkie]

That man is now my new hero and I wanna shake his hand.

 

[Scorpia]

way beyond my league. damn. oh well, to Omegle i go! 20 bucks says that somebody will disconnect me after they find out i'm a guy -.-