Things Freeman would be bad at

[Humin]

Not ending modern human civilization.

 

[PoiSonSonic]

Have friends

 

[danielsangeo]

^ Having non-robot friends.

Hitting it off with Heather in the Biology Department.

 

[Selkie]

Customer Service Rep.

 

[BTGBullseye]

Child care.

 

[HLPrincess]

Dating!

I swear I'd pepper spray him probably after 5 to 10 mins of conversation....

 

[BTGBullseye]

A job.

 

[HLPrincess]

A job.

 

[Humin]

Getting fired.

 

[Different]

not smacking any living person that he comes across with a crowbar

 

[danielsangeo]

Muppet Show producer.

 

[DuIstalri]

Childcare.

 

[akira]

not killing anyone or something before 5 mins pass

 

[Selkie]

Socially acceptable troubleshooting.

For him, "troubleshooting" is an awfully literal term.

 

[HLPrincess]

Priest

 

[St. Goliath]

Surviving probation with the company building still in tact.

 

[BTGBullseye]

Staying dead.

 

[HLPrincess]

janitor, politician, helpdesk worker

 

[Humin]

Making his bed.