The Google Translate Game

[Epsilon]

One poster posts a sentence, then the next poster does the following:
1. Translates it from English to Japanese

2. Translates it from Japanese to Russian

3. Translates it from Russian to English

4. Posts the end result here

I am a robot. I am here to take American jobs.

 

[Brian234]

I am a robot. I'm here to take the work in the United States.

 

[Alyxx Thorne]

Yeah, I just got the same, so it doesn't seem to work.

 

[scott155]

Yes, because I have exactly the same does not seem to work.

See, it makes more sense just to do it once, and then come up with another sentence, like this one.

 

[Humin]

What am I doing here?

I am why are you doing here?

 

[Psychotic Ninja]

I think the rules aren't all that clear, cause some posts (almost all) are confusing. That or I'm the only one here that's confused. Here's what I'll do, I'll do the translation on this sentence, and post a new one for the next person to translate.

(translated version) : I think that the cause of a number of articles (almost all) of that confusion, it is not clear that all the rules. Do it, I'm just confused here. I'm trying to do here, will post a new one for the next man I do translations for this application, you want to convert.

(new sentence to be translated) : I am Jack's inflamed sense of rejection.

 

[Alyxx Thorne]

I am referring to an inflammation of the nest failure.

New sentence:

Love is in the air.

 

[Epsilon]

What Psychotic Ninja is doing is right. Sorry for the lack of clarification.

Love is in the air. (It didn't even change.

)

New sentence: Stand aside, reconnoitering specialist. I shall forthwith attempt to complete the task with which you have been flummoxed.

 

[Alyxx Thorne]

Intelligence experts, standing on the side. I must try to perform a task you've been taken aback at once.

Coffee has a very bitter taste once left in the cup for a long time.

 

[Humin]

Coffee has a very bitter taste left in the cup at a time in a long time.

I seem to have lost my train of thought, let me derail this conversation now.

 

[Psychotic Ninja]

I seem to have lost his train of thought, I have to break the conversation right now.

New sentence: Autobots, roll out.

 

[danielsangeo]

Bot, roll-out.

New sentence: There's no society of anthropomorphic frog people living in the sewer, Freeman, you're just being paranoid.

 

[Humin]

People in the community without the anthropomorphic frogs living in the sewers, do not need Freeman, you're just paranoid.

New sentence: As with all conversations, there's always that one person who hates to stay on topic and makes dumb topics.

 

[Brad]

There is always one of those people hate like all conversations, and to stay on topic, subject to the dam.

New sentence: Shoot all the bluejays you want, just remember, it's a sin to kill a mockingbird.