Strangest things you were taught in school

[that guy]

The title says it all. Might be worth a laugh or two.

I was once taught how to make napalm

 

[Alyxx Thorne]

In Norway we have something called "snus" which is basically tobacco you put under your upper lip and suck on and it's immensely popular among teenagers.

Our teacher didn't like this because kids were spitting snus all over the school and making a mess, so in order to get us to NOT start using snus, he let us smell it. It smelled so awful that I doubt anyone in our class started using it.

 

[Axeldeath]

Putting condoms on bananas... That was disturbing.

 

[Alyxx Thorne]

Putting condoms on bananas... That was disturbing.

Yeah, you'll never want to eat a banana again.

 

[that guy]

In Norway we have something called "snus" which is basically tobacco you put under your upper lip and suck on and it's immensely popular among teenagers.

Snus is very popular in Estonia as well. I believe it is popular in all of Northern-Europe and possibly beyond.

It smelled so awful that I doubt anyone in our class started using it.

The smell IMO is not that bad, kind of minty actually.

 

[Alyxx Thorne]

It smelled so awful that I doubt anyone in our class started using it.

The smell IMO is not that bad, kind of minty actually.

Ah, well that depends on the flavor. He showed us some very gruff kind of snus, the not-so-minty kind.

 

[ISGC]

we've got snus in America

just it's called chewing tobacco

or snuff

 

[Axeldeath]

We do not have any of that stuff as far as I know, unless that tobacco you can buy to roll-your-own cigs is chewing tobacco.

 

[Lu]

One of my elementary school teachers taught us bad words and insults in dead languages.... It was hilarious.

 

[Axeldeath]

My old health teacher got us to write down every dirty name for *cough* y'know *cough*. You'd be surprised how many variations of the word 'penis' teens know.

 

[Blue]

The most creatively-named-but-also-most-practical lesson from my Dad was "How to patch a hole in the drywall so you can get your deposit back from the landlady".

 

[Eedo Baba]

My old health teacher got us to write down every dirty name for *cough* y'know *cough*. You'd be surprised how many variations of the word 'penis' teens know.

I had that once as well, but we were grouped together and it was made into a competition. The team with the most synonyms won. It was honestly pretty entertaining.

My team won of course, thanks to some fictional synonyms like "fweebo"

 

[fartboy]

"It doesn't matter who started it".

So self defence doesn't exist and I should just take a beating to avoid being in trouble with the school? Heh...

 

[Srake]

How to "Make friends!!!"

I mean seriously, how helpful is that in life?!? Pft Public education

 

[alphabetagamma]

Right now I have too do mandatory volunteer work. I think the person that wrote out the curiculum never finished school

 

[ProHypster]

The title says it all. Might be worth a laugh or two.I was once taught how to make napalm

That.... is.... awesome....

Until I saw that video of how napalm actually looks like, and it's not a firy splitting explosion it's just a very constant fire. -__-

And by the way of from memory, for that you have to mix solid gas with plastic right

?

 

[Axeldeath]

I learnt how to create naplam from Ross.

 

[that guy]

I learnt how to create naplam from Ross.

You mean Dave prevented you making napalm by accident.

 

[Jek Jek Roo]

The meaning of the word "Assertiveness"... don't ask