Pointless Poem

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iAmaNoob

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A popular thing on YouTube, let's make one here!

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I have 5 fingers,

The middle one is for you

 
Why the hell

are we playing this game?

It won't give us fortune

It won't give us fame.

We might as well quit

while we're still ahead

because if we don't

i'll beat my head ...

... up against the wall

trying to think of more rhymes

straining my grey matter

and wasting my time.

I can't think of any more

so i WILL quit.

I've got to go to the bathroom

and take a big dump.

 
Bro's before ho's,

at least so they say.

But this only applies,

when you cannot get laid.

For you see when it comes,

to the the act of sex,

ladys come first,

bros they come next.

that said, if it happens.

to be a bros sister...

just bang her once,

tell her brother you kissed her.

 
You don't need to think,

You just need red rose,

Because if you can't do it

You have a big fat nose

Roses are red

Violets are blue

You don't need to rhyme

And it must be this poem too

 
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You don't need to think of a A+ poem, just use the Roses are red poem.

And it doesn't need to rymthe or make sense.

Potato

 
There once was a man from Peru

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo

 
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