I'm going to see if I can spell silhouette without spellcheck.
PRAISE BE, I DID IT FIRST TRY
Other resolutions:
-Be the first Heavy Weapons Guy to get a headshot with a weapon in Team Fortress 2
-Come up with something kickass for a stag party for my brother who is getting married this spring
-Invent a word that I did not loan from Calvin & Hobbes (like "brunky").
-Absolve myself of masturbation
-Travel back in time and invent the Pipe Organ or remake the movie Apollo 13 in 1950.
-Assassinate the Prime Minister of Malaysia
-Become the Prime Minister of Malaysia
-Travel to another country that is not United States
-Type at least 200,000 words
-Finish my collection of Flight comics, Tintin Hardcovers and the Smith's Bone Saga.
-Eat a jellybean
-Yell at a pigeon
-Step on a pigeon
-Laugh at a dead pigeon