My Water is Full of DANGER!

i was about to say...please explain or i'll have to trash it.

 
k, topic moved to forum games. i'd elaborate more or no one is gonna get the idea.

oh, and Axel you were pretty close to sounding like a jerk there. :/

 
YOUR WATER IS FULL OF DANGER?

QUICKLY SYPHON THE DANGER AND REPLACE IT WITH SAFETY.

PROBLEM SOLVED. MODS, FEEL FREE TO LOCK THE THREAD FOR THERE IS A CLEAR SOLUTION TO THIS SUPPOSED CONUNDRUM.

 
Unfortunately your solution is not valid, because the danger in the water is safety-proof.

 
It is safety proof. That includes all kinds of safety. Including safety that is dangerous.

 
'ello Blue's at his luncheon, i'm his stand in. what seems to be the problem?

 
'ello Blue's at his luncheon, i'm his stand in. what seems to be the problem?
Good evening to you.

It appears that in the course of a random sieries of events, my I happenstanced upon my water, which happens to be brimming with danger.

What can you do about it?

 
well, what you see 'ere gov, is that you must imbibe in the water! whatever danger you may absorb is far more exhilarating than ignoring such a conquest.

 
It is quite obvious you need to put the water in a vacuum chamber, then heat it. Then you can safely store the dangerous gaseous steam in a bottle, then launch that bottle into space with a rocket. As we all know, rockets are both safe, and dangerous.

Once it is in space, space will be filled with a bottle of safely dangerous steam. Since space is already inherently dangerous, it doesn't really matter if we add a little more, so we won't really have to worry about it. Thus, Earth will be safe. Or at the very least, a little bit safer for the time being.

 
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