Horrible Pickup Lines: The Half-Baked Thread Game

[Selfsurprise]

Your chat-up lines are as subtle as the contents of my pants, Alyxx... :3

 

[Selfsurprise]

You look familiar. I'm going to bump you just I like I bumped this thread.

 

[Heliocentrical]

@Alyxx Thorne You like abrasive types? Well honey I can rub you all sorts of ways.

 

[Psychotic Ninja]

@Zaraki If you want, I can be one of your thirteen vessels of darkness

 

[Selfsurprise]

Howsabout' you be My Little Pony?

 

[Alyxx Thorne]

Nice avatar. If you know what I mean.

 

[Zaraki]

So you like me grey,hmm? How's about I see your whites from inside,handsome?

 

[Psychotic Ninja]

So, do you like... stuff?

 

[Alyxx Thorne]

Nudge nudge, know what I mean, know what I mean? Wink wink.

So you like me grey,hmm? How's about I see your whites from inside,handsome?

Did you just refer to a woman as "handsome"? *snickers*

 

[Zaraki]

http://www.learnersdictionary.com/qa/can-the-word-handsome-be-used-for-women

OT:Hmm...I wonder what I should use for you in the chamber...

 

[Psychotic Ninja]

Oh look a king size bed for *Wolf Whistle* *Meowing* *Imitating Bed Squeaking* *Growls* *Pants* *Barking* *Howling* *Gibberish* Hubba-hubba.

 

[Selfsurprise]

Simpson's quotes huh? Wanna' try to make a baby sibling for Bart, Lisa and Maggie?

 

[Psychotic Ninja]

I will churn thy butter

 

[Reverend_UshankaCat_]

I'll fluff your Garfield

...If you know what I'm saying!

 

[Selfsurprise]

I'll rumpel- your -stiltskin anytime, you handsome puss... :3

 

[Psychotic Ninja]

As of right now, I'm rash free!

 

[Selous Templar]

*dressed up as Santa*

Ho Ho Ho, I will have no problems fitting down your chimney!

 

[Psychotic Ninja]

I shall be the Gatekeeper to your portal of Joy!

 

[Selous Templar]

@Alyxx Thorne

Did a Donkey just fall into a Bowl of Sugar?

Because that's a Sweet Ass!

 

[Alyxx Thorne]

Is that a pocket in your cucumber or am I too drunk right now?