Horrible Pickup Lines: The Half-Baked Thread Game

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Selfsurprise

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Just a modest thread game because I haven't posted one in a while. Use your most perverse, senseless and/or otherwise awful chat-up one-liners on the user above you. For example, if this wasn't the first post, I might say something along the lines of...

Are you a hamburger? Because you could be the meat between my buns. ♥♥♥♥♥

:3

Disclaimer: I'm genuinely sorry about this...

 
So, do the pickup lines need to be related to the ones above or no? I hope not cause...

Hey SelfSurprise, are you my homework I procrastinated? Cause I wanna do you all night long.
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In mother Russia, line chats up you! ♥♥♥♥♥

So, do the pickup lines need to be related to the ones above or no? I hope not cause...
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Sorry, I should've explained that better. It doesn't have to be unfailingly relevant to the user above, that's just a way of scoring bonus internet points. Any random cringeworthy and all sex-crimey comment will suffice.

God, that's awful.
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You're doing it right!
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Hey Psychotic Ninja, do you like Maine life? Well if you do,why don't we free Willy in my water bed?

 
Why don't we go somewhere more comfortable and find your Woah G!-spot?
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You made me choke on my energy drink and now it's in my nose. Thank you. That's just what I needed.

Hey SelfSurprise, when your clothes come off, you're not the only one being pleasantly surprised.

 
Typical bus, No seats. Don't worry baby, cause as long as I've got a face, you've got a place to sit...

 
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