Freeman's Mind 2 Reactions

[mehdawg654]

More of my questionable humor!

Breen: “We now have direct confirmation of a disruptor in our midst, one who has acquired an almost messianic reputation in the minds of certain citizens. His figure is synonymous with the darkest urges of instinct, ignorance and decay.”

Freeman: “Decay constant, bitch! Oh wow, that sounded a lot better in my head.”

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Warning Voice: “Confiscation Field Activated. Unregistered weapons detected.”

Freeman: “Oh, come on! The crowbar counts as a weapon? Heh, I guess it does now.”

 

[Alyxx Thorne]

That's pretty funny. XD

Maybe more people can find possible FM2 reactions?

 

[mehdawg654]

These are just my own thoughts.

 

[Chuckthe2nd]

His reaction to the Fast Zombie would probably be amusing.

 

[Pinkie Pie]

It'd probably be the same as my reaction.

"HOLY SHITFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK"

 

[danielsangeo]

Alyx: "Oh my God, the Citadel!"

Freeman (still woozy from train crash, slurring): "I like beans. Pork and beans. And chicken. Yeah."

Alyx: "What's happening?

Citadel rumbles and portal storm expands out

Alyx: "Whoa! Portal storm!"

Freeman: "Whut?"

Portal storm hits Alyx and Gordon

Freeman: "WHAT THE FUCK?! IT FEELS LIKE MY INSIDES BECAME MY OUTSIDE! Why did you tell me about that, bitch?! I'm gonna be sick..."

Freeman goes to vomit

Alyx: "Look, the bridge!"

Freeman: "Hey, shut up. I felt like I became a baked potato back there!"

Bridge rumbles and train cars fall

Freeman: "Owww...my head....the noise! This is like back in band camp!"

Alyx: "Are you okay?"

Freeman (talking over her): "NO! I'M NOT OKAY!"

 

[kuzmuz]

''Gooordon Freeeeman. It really is you, isn't it?''

''And look who it is, the asshole who just fucking sat on the floor pretending to be hurt while I was doing all the work and getting in trouble because of him back in Black Mesa! It was all your fault. But, at least I think you are not the one that stole my helmet, so I'll let you live...''

 

[QuakeIV]

"As you can see your hazard suit has been modified extensively."

"Ah, I see a helmet wasn't part of the upgrade program."

 

[danielsangeo]

Sees Vortigaunt in City 17 train terminal

Freeman: Oh no! Not again! Where's my weapons?! Hm. Maybe it didn't see me."

Later, in shipping container boxcar in Route Kanal

Rebel: "Good God!"

Freeman: "Yes, I am here."

Rebel: "Guess those sirens are for you, huh?"

Freeman: "I didn't do squat! It's not my fault that--"

Rebel: "Good thing you found us--"

Freeman: "Well, it's not like I can go much anywhere else in this hellhole."

Vortigaunt: "This is the Freeman--"

Freeman (shooting gun): "DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE! WHY WON'T THESE BULLETS WORK?!"

Rebel: "Look, we're just a lookout for the Underground Railroad."

Freeman: "Wow, you didn't flinch or anything?"

Rebel: "Main station's just around the corner. They'll get you started on the right foot."

Freeman: "Why didn't the bullets affect him?"

Rebel: "Here, let my vortigaunt friend here--"

Freeman: "FRIEND?!"

Rebel: "--give you a jolt here to get you going."

Freeman: "What?! No no! You're in league with these bastards! This is a trap!"

Vortigaunt powers up

Freeman: "Oh, no no. This not good!"

Vortigaunt charges suit

Freeman: "What? Why didn't...? What's going on here?!"

Rebel: "Be careful now."

Freeman: "I don't understand anything!"

Rebel: "We really can't afford to get noticed."

Freeman: "THAT ALIEN IS HARDLY INCONSPICUOUS YOU KNOW!"

Rebel: "--it's bad news for the whole railroad."

Freeman: "SURE! BLAME THIS ON ME! I tell you...no respect for what I've been through."

 

[Chuckthe2nd]

Actually, I think that if you shoot the vortigaunt, the guy tells you knock it off.

 

[Pinkie Pie]

Actually, I think that if you shoot the vortigaunt, the guy tells you knock it off.

Nope. I've tried it.

 

[mehdawg654]

''Gooordon Freeeeman. It really is you, isn't it?''''And look who it is, the asshole who just fucking sat on the floor pretending to be hurt while I was doing all the work and getting in trouble because of him back in Black Mesa! It was all your fault. But, at least I think you are not the one that stole my helmet, so I'll let you live...''

I doubt Gordon would be that dickish.

Eli was the black scientist that sends him up to the surface to seek help.

 

[danielsangeo]

Yep, I just tried to kill both the rebel and the vort, but neither even reacted much less got hurt.

 

[mehdawg654]

After the Barn Advisor scene in Episode 2:

Freeman: (Out of breath) Oh...oh my god. I almost got mindfucked! Literally!

 

[HLPrincess]

It'd probably be the same as my reaction.
"HOLY SHITFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK"

I like it!

 

[Chuckthe2nd]

Actually, I think that if you shoot the vortigaunt, the guy tells you knock it off.

Nope. I've tried it.

Then why is there a dialogue line for it in the game files? I guess they just didn't end up using it...

 

[danielsangeo]

There is a group of sound files for Portal 2 where

Spoiler

Caroline protested being put into GLaDOS. JK Simmons, the voice of Cave Johnson, supposedly did not like the idea about Caroline being forcefully "dumped" into GLaDOS, believing that it was tantamount to rape or murder, so refused to record his lines. But McLain's Caroline's lines were recorded, her saying things like "I don't WANT this!" They just cut that part from the game.

So, they do have recorded lines that aren't used in games.

 

[Chuckthe2nd]

Ah, yes, I see. There's a sound file in HL2 of that guy going:

"Hey! Stop that! What the hell are you doing? The Vorts are on our side now."

...or something like that.

 

[scott155]

One cut sound bit from HL2 that I'd love to see Ross's Freeman's reaction to is Barney saying "I had to turn the cat right-side-out again, Gordon. To make sure it was a cat."