Freeman is paranoid.

[scott155]

From Episode 28

"Aliens aren't invading, Freeman, you're just being paranoid. The mailman's not spying on you, Freeman, you're just being paranoid. What else... There's no society of anthropomorphic frog people living in the sewer, Freeman, you're just being paranoid. Owls can't read your thoughts, Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

Basically, just post some other things you think Freeman would be paranoid about.

Ex: "The catwalks are perfectly safe, Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

 

[Razor235]

I think this belongs more in the "Forum Games" index.

 

[scott155]

Perhaps, yes. Maybe an admin will move it. 'cause I don't think I can.

 

[Twilight Sparkle]

"Your suit doesn't need a grappling hook Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

 

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

Your roommate is not a vampire Freeman your just being paranoid.

 

[Alyxx Thorne]

"The government don't put ID chips in people, Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

 

[Twilight Sparkle]

"Radar scanners don't work Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

 

[Psychotic Ninja]

"No one's making a movie about your life Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

 

[Bravetriforcer]

"You aren't allergic to gun powder Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

 

[Obsidian]

"Your suit can withstand higher caliber bullets, Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

"You don't need a helmet, Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

"Bikes don't get sexually around when you sit on them, Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

"Your roommate isn't performing experiments on you while you sleep, Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

 

[Brad]

You didn't reverse time when you stepped into that teleporter while correcting your watch Freeman, you're just being paranoid.

 

[danielsangeo]

Your actions are not being controlled by a person sitting behind a computer, Freeman. You're just being paranoid.

 

[Obsidian]

"The government isn't gathering DNA samples from urinals, Freeman. You're just being paranoid."

 

[Psychotic Ninja]

"No one is stealing your lunches, Freeman. You're just being paranoid."

 

[Pinkie Pie]

The laws of physics aren't against you Freeman, you're just being paranoid.

 

[scott155]

"The government isn't going to kill everyone at Black Mesa if we have a containment breech, Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

"The administrator isn't a puppet to alien overlords, Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

 

[Obsidian]

"Airplanes don't double as spy cameras, Freeman. You're just being paranoid."

 

[Bravetriforcer]

"There is no secret 'Cthulu Worship' Club at Black Mesa, Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

 

[Jek Jek Roo]

there is no thread on this forum that would be about your paranoia, Freeman, you're just being paranoid.