Ok here's how I see it going down. Mike and Dave are standing up on building talking (like they always do) about an uprising in some town, and how it's so dumb to "join the rebel cause", when all of a sudden they see this girl (Alex) climbs up on a building and start yelling to someone. They remark how "hot" and "fine" she is, then they see a CP. Dave says "Hey is that John?" then "John" goes up behind her grabs her and gets shot. They're like "Holy crap!" and leave before they're seen. They talk about what just happed and move on with their patrol. After an argument about how if humans could fly, how would they do it, they get a call over the radio to go to an uprising somewhere. They don't reply and keep on with their conversation. Later they get another call about an attack on a major rebel base at a destroyed bridge, (episode 2 reference) which they also ignore and keep going.
Later that day while walking to the top of a warehouse, they see a bunch of CP's in a crowded area on the bottom floor having a coffee break, and they decide a doughnut sounds good. So they head to the stairwell and start talking about what type of doughnut would be good, but before they get to the bottom, they hear a bunch of weird noises. That's when Mike says, “Is Gallagher in town or something? That noise is so annoying!” When they reach the bottom, they see that everyone's dead. That's when Dave says, “There was a bunch of CP's drinking coffee here a moment ago, right?” Mike says “Yeeah...” Dave continues by saying “Now everyone’s dead...” Mike responds “...yeeah.” After a moment of silence Dave asks, “What did this?” but before he can finish, Mike turns around and walks away saying, “Hell if I want to find out...” so they leave.
Later they're on a bridge watching a bunch of CP's fighting rebels in the distance. Both of them are 'sorta' cheering on the other CP's until they see some random 'jackass' run out into the gunfire with only a crowbar, weird armor, and no helmet. Both of them remark how stupid he is as they bet how long he will live or if "he's going to puss out and run back". Dave turns his back to the action and thinks back to the fight, talking about what he's going to do with the money he's going to win... (Or some crap) The camera focuses on the two with a side view as Mike watches the battle unfold. (The camera flashes on the fight and GF running towards one of the CP's). That's when Mike says, “I think I see Bob... (He's cut off by Bob getting beat down) So Mike says, "OMG he's fucking crazy!" Then Dave says, “What do you mean?” Mike says "I MEAN HES KILLING THEM ALL LIKE LIKE.... Then Dave says, "Like what?" “JUST LOOK!” Mike yells. When Dave turns around, he sees nothing going on; the only thing he sees is dead CP's. “Ok Mike, what am I looking at?" He pauses and says, “Wait wasn't there just a firefight here?” then Mike says, "Let's get out of here, I don’t feel like doing all the paper work for this... Or for a crazed crowbar wielding “trick or treater...” Then they walk off doing whatever. THE END. (Unless people want to keep going with this story)
P.S. on demand BTGbullseye did a proof on the story.
Later that day while walking to the top of a warehouse, they see a bunch of CP's in a crowded area on the bottom floor having a coffee break, and they decide a doughnut sounds good. So they head to the stairwell and start talking about what type of doughnut would be good, but before they get to the bottom, they hear a bunch of weird noises. That's when Mike says, “Is Gallagher in town or something? That noise is so annoying!” When they reach the bottom, they see that everyone's dead. That's when Dave says, “There was a bunch of CP's drinking coffee here a moment ago, right?” Mike says “Yeeah...” Dave continues by saying “Now everyone’s dead...” Mike responds “...yeeah.” After a moment of silence Dave asks, “What did this?” but before he can finish, Mike turns around and walks away saying, “Hell if I want to find out...” so they leave.
Later they're on a bridge watching a bunch of CP's fighting rebels in the distance. Both of them are 'sorta' cheering on the other CP's until they see some random 'jackass' run out into the gunfire with only a crowbar, weird armor, and no helmet. Both of them remark how stupid he is as they bet how long he will live or if "he's going to puss out and run back". Dave turns his back to the action and thinks back to the fight, talking about what he's going to do with the money he's going to win... (Or some crap) The camera focuses on the two with a side view as Mike watches the battle unfold. (The camera flashes on the fight and GF running towards one of the CP's). That's when Mike says, “I think I see Bob... (He's cut off by Bob getting beat down) So Mike says, "OMG he's fucking crazy!" Then Dave says, “What do you mean?” Mike says "I MEAN HES KILLING THEM ALL LIKE LIKE.... Then Dave says, "Like what?" “JUST LOOK!” Mike yells. When Dave turns around, he sees nothing going on; the only thing he sees is dead CP's. “Ok Mike, what am I looking at?" He pauses and says, “Wait wasn't there just a firefight here?” then Mike says, "Let's get out of here, I don’t feel like doing all the paper work for this... Or for a crazed crowbar wielding “trick or treater...” Then they walk off doing whatever. THE END. (Unless people want to keep going with this story)
P.S. on demand BTGbullseye did a proof on the story.
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