Random thread

This is a random thread. For random things. Random example: I'm going to randomly post random song lyrics in a random fashion. Random.

Mother

Will you

Keep me

Hold me?

Father

Be there

Strong for

Me!

Demons await

Where the mighty rivers run

Children sail on!

Sail on!

Only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

And now for something completely different...

My door itches. Is your foot normal?

Oh, I hear. Blue morning to me.

Coffee.

Only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

Collin Machri speaks the truth.

He is the king of randomness. Not quoting him in here would be a crime.

This thread is an abomination unto Nuggan.

Intermediate.

And now for something completely different...

I didn't want to do this, you know. I wanted to be a lumberjack!

Coke snorting you.

DDoSing can give you 10 years in prison

IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR!!!

BLAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

I want to kill everybody in the world.

Nämmen farbror Melker, varför simmar du utan kläder på?

Donkey.

What? You've never engaged in a threesome with your mother and father before? Shit, and you call me strange.

What? You've never engaged in a threesome with your mother and father before? Shit, and you call me strange.

And you have never had your cock getting stuck to your vagina before?

Not today. I did have breakfast.