Fave Quotes Thread

[BTGBullseye]

Capt. Malcolm Reynolds [on the ship's intercom]

"This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then - explode."

I don't wanna explode.

 

- Jayne Cobb

[Doom Shepherd]

This. SO badass.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFvkgfBXHPA

[BTGBullseye]

This. SO badass.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFvkgfBXHPA

TPB is down, or I'd be torrenting Babylon 5 right now...

[Blue]

"I need photos, photos of spiderman!"

[wherriot7]

"growing up, my favorite people were always those unafraid to speak their minds, people who made me laugh. people who were different."--Zac Garren (Dance Gavin Dance)

 

"Whenever they say it can't be done, remind them that they make a jellybean that tastes exactly like popcorn." -John Mayer

[Blightmare]

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. - Steven Wright

[Jek Jek Roo]

"Australia, Australia, Australia, Australia, Australia. We love you. Amen."' Monty Python's Flying Circus

[Blue]

"I love seeing a little leafy green thing poking up through the cracks in the sidewalk. It's so fucken heroic." -George Carlin

[J.C.]

"I don't think they could put him in a mental hospital. On the other hand, if he were already in, I don't think they'd let him out."

 

N.N. Slashdot.org

[BTGBullseye]

Only the educated are free.

 

- Epictetus

[Axeldeath]

"Royale with cheese"

 

Best movie ever.

[Koach]

"How Queer and Disturbing."

-Col. Hawke

 

"DIE ALREADY!"

-who knows...

 

"A few regular troops from old France, weakened by hunger and sickness, who, when fresh, were unable to withstand the British soldiers, are their general's chief dependence. "

-James Wolfe

 

"Desperate affairs require desperate measures."

-Horatio Nelson

 

"Judgement comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgement. "

-Simon Bolivar

 

"We want.... A SHRUBBERY!"

-Knights who say NI, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

 

"Sólo quiero Leones en mi regimiento"

(translation: i only want lions in my regiment.)

-Jose de San Martin

[Lux Arbuckle]

"The world is like a ride in an amusement park, and when you choose to go on it you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. The ride goes up and down, around and around, it has thrills and chills, and it's very brightly colored, and it's very loud, and it's fun for a while. Many people have been on the ride a long time, and they begin to wonder, 'Hey, is this real, or is this just a ride?' And other people have remembered, and they come back to us and say, 'Hey, don't worry; don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride.' And we … kill those people. 'Shut him up! I've got a lot invested in this ride, shut him up! Look at my furrows of worry, look at my big bank account, and my family. This has to be real.' It's just a ride. But we always kill the good guys who try and tell us that, you ever notice that? And let the demons run amok … But it doesn't matter, because it's just a ride. And we can change it any time we want. It's only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings of money. Just a simple choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one. Here's what we can do to change the world, right now, to a better ride. Take all that money we spend on weapons and defenses each year and instead spend it feeding and clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would pay for many times over, not one human being excluded, and we could explore space, together, both inner and outer, forever, in peace." - Bill Hicks

 

My favorite quote of all time. It's the basis on how I live my life.

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

Justin Bieber is an untalented fag who deserves to die in a fire - Username

[Eedo Baba]

You must be one of those deviated preverts.

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

[Eedo Baba]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ud9zBKJJQe4

 

You need to work on your Kubrick knowledge. Either that or become a communist and start sapping American's precious bodily fluids.

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ud9zBKJJQ

You need to work on your Kubrick knowledge. Either that or become a communist and start sapping American's precious bodily fluids.

I thought you were calling me a pervert.

[Jek Jek Roo]

"I dont know what it is, but its weird and pissed off"

 

The Thing

[Axeldeath]

"I have no idea" - The Medic, TF2