Forum Post Adventure

[Epsilon]

A wild grue leaps at you from a dark alley!

[J.C.]

Kill grue with sub-machine gun.

[Epsilon]

Continue to the white house in the east and see if you can loot any supplies.

[Brad]

You walk in only to find Barack Obama sitting at his desk, turns out you really are in the White House

[Blue]

Objects on his desk include a red telephone, a stapler, official forms, a pen and a teddy bear.

You see obvious exists East, North and Presidential Trap Door.

[Brad]

Talk to Obama.

[Psychotic Ninja]

You try to talk to the president, but then he disappears, including the white house as it was all a hologram.

[Brad]

Go north.

[Psychotic Ninja]

You find yourself in a forest, but something seems odd about it, but you don't know what, but you notice four paths, north, east, south, and west.

[Brad]

Go west.

[Psychotic Ninja]

You find yourself in the forest still, but it looks almost identical from where you came from, like before exits are North, East, South, and West.

[BTGBullseye]

You try to talk to the president, but then he disappears, including the white house as it was all a hologram.

This is the problem with these games, they get messed up by people who've never played a text-based adventure.

 

 

You find yourself in the forest still, but it looks almost identical from where you came from, like before exits are North, East, South, and West.

Jump up and down while yelling.

[J.C.]

I don't know how to jump up and down while yelling.

 

You are in the forest. Obvious exits are North, East, South, and West.

 

-- The sun is coming up. It is now day.

-- You're starting to feel a bit hungry

[Brad]

Sleep.

[BTGBullseye]

You lay down and fall asleep. You wake up. It is now 2PM, your stomach is grumbling, if you don't drink something soon you will collapse.

[Brad]

Eat food pack.

[BTGBullseye]

You eat "Food Pack".

 

If you don't drink something soon you will collapse.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Drink own piss.

[BTGBullseye]

You don't have 'Own Piss'.

 

If you don't drink something soon you will collapse.

[Brad]

Drink the blood of the dead Grue.