Forum Post Adventure

[Arby]

let's play a user-generated text adventure! Post an action to be performed based upon the post above you, or a response to that action. No replying to your own posts for obvious reasons. I'll start:

 

You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.There is a small mailbox here.

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[Brad]

Look inside the mailbox.

[Srake]

You find a large manila envelope that says, "These be yo Bills fool!" on it.

>...

[Brad]

Go inside the house.

[J.C.]

The door is closed. You can go around to the right or the left of the house.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Go burn mailbox.

[Brad]

You don't have a lighter or matches. There is a 7/11 down the street where you can get some.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Put "Burn mailbox" on "to do list".

[J.C.]

I don't know how to do that.

 

You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door. There is a small mailbox here.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Go to 7/11.

[J.C.]

You arrive at the 7/11. The bright sign at the entrance foretells the wonders hidden inside.

 

The 7/11 is to the west. You can see a white house to the east. The road continues north to the woods.

 

-- Night falls. It is pitch black. If you stay here, you are likely to be eaten by a grue.

[Brad]

Go inside 7/11.

[J.C.]

The store clerk greets you. "We are going out of business, please help yourself to whatever items you like".

 

You see: food pack, sub-machine gun, sword, adult magazine, flashlight.

[Brad]

Take sub-machine gun, flashlight and food pack.

[J.C.]

You take the items.

 

The store clerk yawns.

 

You see: sword, adult magazine.

[Brad]

Shoot out store windows.

[J.C.]

You lay out a blazing barrage of gun fire. Nothing happens.

 

The store clerk yawns.

 

You see: sword, adult magazine.

[Brad]

Reload gun.

[J.C.]

The sub-machine gun is fully loaded.

 

The store clerk says "I'm sorry sir, but we are closing right now" and throws you out. The door of the 7/11 closes behind you and the sign is turned off.

 

You can see a white house to the east. The road continues north to the woods.

 

-- It is pitch black. If you stay here, you are likely to be eaten by a grue.

[Brad]

Go east.