Joke Thread.

[J.C.]

So did I

[ProHypster]

A russian, a frenchman and a british man are trapped on an island.

Suddenly a genie appears and allows each man a wish, three wishes in total.

 

Frenchman: I wish I was back home in Paris with wine.

Genie: Granted

*puff*

British Man: I wish I was back home in London with my wife.

Genie: As you wish

*puff*

Russian: I feel lonely... I wish my friends were here.

*puff*

The British man and the frenchman appear beside him all angry.

[Jek Jek Roo]

A russian, a frenchman and a british man are trapped on an island.

Suddenly a genie appears and allows each man a wish, three wishes in total.

 

Frenchman: I wish I was back home in Paris with wine.

Genie: Granted

*puff*

British Man: I wish I was back home in London with my wife.

Genie: As you wish

*puff*

Russian: I feel lonely... I wish my friends were here.

*puff*

The British man and the frenchman appear beside him all angry.

 

 

A spy, a medic, and a heavy, all from the same team got lost while playing on Egypt, and wander around the desert, thristy, and desperate to go home. Suddenly, they find a magic lamp, and a genie comes out (like in Aladin). Anyway, as usual they get 3 wishes, and since they were 3, they decided that each one of them will get one wish.

First the spy:

"I want to get out of here now!!! Take me to Paris!!"

And just like that, the genie teleports the spy to Paris.

Second The Medic:

"This desert is horrible!!! Take me to Berlin!!"

And so the genie teleports the medic to Berlin.

Third and last, the Heavy:

"You took my friends away!!! I want you to bring them back!!".

 

! HA! XD

[Blue]

A big online buisness merger is coming through today.

Expect the next big thing to be "YouTwitFace".

[J.C.]

Heisenberg goes to a marriage counselor. He says, "I'm having problems pleasing my wife. Every time I get up any momentum, she says I've got the position wrong. Every time I manage to get into position, I can't get any momentum going!"

[ProHypster]

A russian, a frenchman and a british man are trapped on an island.

Suddenly a genie appears and allows each man a wish, three wishes in total.

 

Frenchman: I wish I was back home in Paris with wine.

Genie: Granted

*puff*

British Man: I wish I was back home in London with my wife.

Genie: As you wish

*puff*

Russian: I feel lonely... I wish my friends were here.

*puff*

The British man and the frenchman appear beside him all angry.

 

 

A spy, a medic, and a heavy, all from the same team got lost while playing on Egypt, and wander around the desert, thristy, and desperate to go home. Suddenly, they find a magic lamp, and a genie comes out (like in Aladin). Anyway, as usual they get 3 wishes, and since they were 3, they decided that each one of them will get one wish.

First the spy:

"I want to get out of here now!!! Take me to Paris!!"

And just like that, the genie teleports the spy to Paris.

Second The Medic:

"This desert is horrible!!! Take me to Berlin!!"

And so the genie teleports the medic to Berlin.

Third and last, the Heavy:

"You took my friends away!!! I want you to bring them back!!".

 

! HA! XD

I think there was about a million remakes of that joke

[J.C.]

There are only 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't...

 

[scott155]

There are only 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't...

 

 

Those who don't are the other 8.

[J.C.]

Hint:

00 in binary is 0

01 in binary is 1

10 in binary is 2

11 in binary is 3

[scott155]

I know, that's why the other 8 are those who don't understand binary.

[J.C.]

But... that's the joke... "There are 10 types of people"', 10 being 2 in binary, meaning "There are 2 types of people".

 

I'm not sure if you're making a joke also and I'm not getting it....

 

Ok, moving on. How about this.

 

A parasite walks into a bar. The bartender says "we don't serve your kind in here." The parasite says "well you're not a very good host."

[Koach]

A big online buisness merger is coming through today.

Expect the next big thing to be "YouTwitFace".

 

sounds more like you twat face.

[Blue]

A big online buisness merger is coming through today.

Expect the next big thing to be "YouTwitFace".

 

sounds more like you twat face.

[ProHypster]

Ok, moving on. How about this.

 

A parasite walks into a bar. The bartender says "we don't serve your kind in here." The parasite says "well you're not a very good host."

 

uoC7kuFV3oY

[scott155]

But... that's the joke... "There are 10 types of people"', 10 being 2 in binary, meaning "There are 2 types of people".

 

I'm not sure if you're making a joke also and I'm not getting it....

 

Ok, moving on. How about this.

 

A parasite walks into a bar. The bartender says "we don't serve your kind in here." The parasite says "well you're not a very good host."

I was also making a joke, as someone who did not understand binary would read 10 as ten, therefore those not understanding would be the "other 8" I believe my joke fell into the "If you have to explain it, it's not good" category.

[Blue]

Ok, moving on. How about this.

 

A parasite walks into a bar. The bartender says "we don't serve your kind in here." The parasite says "well you're not a very good host."

 

uoC7kuFV3oY

I lol'd.

Except I was thinking Gertie the Dinosaur. Still good though.

[Lord Sinister]

But... that's the joke... "There are 10 types of people"', 10 being 2 in binary, meaning "There are 2 types of people".

 

I'm not sure if you're making a joke also and I'm not getting it....

 

Ok, moving on. How about this.

 

A parasite walks into a bar. The bartender says "we don't serve your kind in here." The parasite says "well you're not a very good host."

I was also making a joke, as someone who did not understand binary would read 10 as ten, therefore those not understanding would be the "other 8" I believe my joke fell into the "If you have to explain it, it's not good" category.

 

But...his joke...your....that's the....eh!?

[scott155]

Forget it....

 

And now for something completely different:

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[Scorpia]

If you like jokes about pissing, then urine for a treat!

[Jek Jek Roo]

If you like jokes about pissing, then urine for a treat!