Joke Thread.

[Jek Jek Roo]

Aye!

 

Does anybody know any joke about Jedi? Or SW?

[Lux Arbuckle]

Episode I and II

 

http://instantrimshot.com/

[scott155]

Aye!

 

Does anybody know any joke about Jedi? Or SW?

http://xkcd.com/890/

[Epsilon]

If a pizza has a radius Z and a depth A, its volume can be defined as Pi*Z*Z*A.

 

 

[Collective Foal]

This is in no way, shape, or form, my opinion. I found it funny because of how unexpected it is.

vRZiF_uOvv4

[Batman]

This is in no way, shape, or form, my opinion. I found it funny because of how unexpected it is.

vRZiF_uOvv4

 

Thats probably one of my favorite movies right there.

 

Get off my lawn..

[BTGBullseye]

Get off my lawn..

Good ol' M1 Garand...

[Collective Foal]

Probably one of my favs too. It's actually got a moral to it, unlike every other movie these days. The only problem with that movie is the end credits. Clint CANNOT sing.

[Axeldeath]

Thats probably one of my favorite movies right there.

 

Meh, very average IMO. The personalities were just so 2-dimensional and the story was pretty boring.

[Scorpia]

my sex life ;D

 

aww i made myself sad

[Lux Arbuckle]

Meh, very average IMO. The personalities were just so 2-dimensional and the story was pretty boring.

 

are you into Clint Eastwood movies? I'm gonna guess not.

If you were, that movie would be much more meaningful to you.

 

anyway.

 

a few good George Carlin jokes:

Don Ho can sign autographs 3.4 times faster than Efrem Zimbalist Jr

 

And now, in the interest of equal time, here is a message from the National Institute of Pancakes: It reads, and I quote, “Fuck waffles.”

 

I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don’t have as many people who believe it.

 

I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.

[devilk870]

You know, I was on this plane once. And I'm sittin' there and the captain comes on and he does his whole, "We'll be cruising at 35,000 feet," then he puts the mic down but he forgets to turn it off. Then he turns to the copilot and goes, "You know, all I could go for right now is a fuckin' blow job and a cup of coffee." So the stewardess fuckin' goes bombin' up from the back of the plane to tell him the mic's still on, and this guy behind me goes, "Hey hon, don't forget the coffee!"

 

Reply If you know which movie this is from

[Alyxx Thorne]

A secretary came into the office one day and her boss looked at her and noticed she had a rough night because she had a tampon behind her ear and couldn't find her pencil...

[WonSul]

You know, I was on this plane once. And I'm sittin' there and the captain comes on and he does his whole, "We'll be cruising at 35,000 feet," then he puts the mic down but he forgets to turn it off. Then he turns to the copilot and goes, "You know, all I could go for right now is a fuckin' blow job and a cup of coffee." So the stewardess fuckin' goes bombin' up from the back of the plane to tell him the mic's still on, and this guy behind me goes, "Hey hon, don't forget the coffee!"

 

Reply If you know which movie this is from

 

Good Will Hunting. I've seen it enough times to instantly recognize the joke.

 

Got a lame one for you guys:

 

A rope walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

The barman says "You're a rope, aren't you? Get out! We don't serve ropes here!"

The rope goes outside, unravels its ends a bit and ties itself into a knot.

Then it goes back into the bar and asks for a beer again.

The barman looks at it doubtfully and asks, "Are you a rope?".

"No," comes the reply, "I'm afraid not."

[Axeldeath]

I like this joke.

 

fMSn5DEineY

[The Hamburglar]

Aye!

 

Does anybody know any joke about Jedi? Or SW?

http://xkcd.com/890/

XKCD? Silly willy, this is a JOKE thread!

[Jek Jek Roo]

"You wanne hear somethin' funny? You're dead"

-TF2 Sniper

[Blue]

Think for a moment about flamethrowers.

Flamethrowers.

 

We have them- well we don't have them, the army has them.

That's right.. the army's got all the flamethrowers. I'd say we're screwed if we have to go up against the army, wouldn't you?

But think about the fact that we have flamethrowers, the fact that we have them says that at one point somebody said to himself:

"Gee, I'd sure like to set those people on fire over there, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done. If only I had something that would throw the flame on them."

And It might have ended right there, until that fellow mentioned it to his friend. His friend, who was good with tools; and he comes back a month later "Hey, quite a concept!"

*FLOOOSZHCSK!!*

Of course the army hears about it later and they're all "We have some people we'd like to throw flame on. Give us about 500,000 of them please. Paint them green so they're harder to see in the jungle."

[scott155]

Aye!

 

Does anybody know any joke about Jedi? Or SW?

http://xkcd.com/890/

XKCD? Silly willy, this is a JOKE thread!

XKCD is worth perusing for the funny ones. http://xkcd.com/246/

[Kirkreng]

My friend just told me this one: How did the hipster burn his tongue?

 

...he ate the pizza before it was cool. BA DUM TSCH