Joke Thread.

[danielsangeo]

Enough. I don't want to hear any marble out of you.

[BTGBullseye]

What do you do with a dead geologists?

 

Barium.

[Blightmare]

I do love geology puns, but all in moderation, of quartz.

[danielsangeo]

Man, I can't think of any more geology related puns. Ivory-lee need to bone up on my terms.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Shadow Raid on Very Hard.

[rairii]

Man, I can't think of any more geology related puns. Ivory-lee need to bone up on my terms.

 

You're good as long as you don't start making sausage puns, those are the absolute wurst.

[Blightmare]

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?

 

One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder and the other is a fish.

[BTGBullseye]

What do you call the President dying during his State of the Union address?

 

Good news.

[ShakyOregon]

Your local zoo will have a african lion. but the white house has a lying african

[BTGBullseye]

Political jokes are like... Political jokes.

 

(said by a guy while high, and the delay was 12 seconds)

[Zaraki]

How do you get a mouse to smile?

Say cheese!