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Bottles, but only if they're made of glass.

 

WiFi or wired?

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WiFi.

 

 

Killed by zombies in the middle of a battlefield, in a heroic way, or killed by vampires in the middle of a battlefield, in a heroic way?

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Zombies; they're slower, so I'd be able to kill more of them before valorously dying.

 

High IQ or exceptional physical shape?

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High IQ, so I can invent a method of getting into shape easier. That or just enjoy my scrawny self.

 

Baseball bat to the head or nut-shot/vagina punch?

I love you, yet can't stand to know you exist.

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Baseball bat to the head or nut-shot/vagina punch?

That's easy... Baseball bat wouldn't do any damage.

 

Intelligence

Good looks

Emotional stability

Pick 2

Intelligence, and emotional instability.

 

On task in class, or off task in class?

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On task, I try not to be too much of a goof in class.

 

Talkative person or silent person?

I don't like writer's block, I prefer to call it writer's parry.

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Closer to silent than talkative, even though I'm GM for a tabletop RPG.

 

A cheap car or a really expensive computer? (about $5000 worth for each)

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Grim Fandango

 

 

FullMetal Alchemist or FullMetal Alchemist: Brotherhood?

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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Neither, for I dislike anime.

 

Forcing a shit while constipated or going through the real time process of turning into a Super Saiyan 3?

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Both, since the last time I tried to go super saiyan 3 I shat myself and the last constipated shit I had required the strength of a super saiyan 3 to pass.

 

Crack or onion rings?

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