This or that?

[ThePest179]

Death.

 

Death or life in extreme boredom, forever?

[BTGBullseye]

Death.

 

Death or life for another 3 seconds?

[ThePest179]

Life.

 

Cheese, or no cheese?

[BTGBullseye]

Cheese. It goes good on burgers, on pizza, and with other things I'm sure.

 

Perfect table, or decent desk?

[ThePest179]

The desk.

 

Having a flamethrower, or electricity firing from your hands?

[Psychotic Ninja]

e_DqV1xdf-Y

 

 

Ninja or pirate?

[BTGBullseye]

Arrr... Ye not be thinkin with ye head. Pirate be me, and so be ye if ye know what's good for ye.

 

Talking like that all day every day, or talking like kermit the frog? (speech patterns included)

[ThePest179]

Kermet the frog. At least most people would be able to understand me when I bsay something.

 

Kill it with fire, or water?

[BTGBullseye]

Can't I just kill it with fire-water? Barring that, fire.

 

M&Ms or Skittles?

[ThePest179]

M&Ms!

 

Getting teeth pulled out, or hair pulled out (that means EVERY tooth and hair strand)?

[Seattleite]

Hair. I can live without my hair, need my teeth.

 

Caffeine or alcohol? (I'm having both. A cheaper Irish creamer than I usually have, but Irish coffee is fantastic.)

[ThePest179]

Caffeine.

 

Being a frontline protester at Euromaidan, from the beginning to end, or an anti Vietnam War protester (also from beginning to end).

[BTGBullseye]

Euromaidan. Vietnam was a war that we never should have quit IMO, and giving a government more power I'm always against.

 

Scrambled eggs or fried eggs?

[ThePest179]

Euromaidan. Vietnam was a war that we never should have quit IMO

 

Because you get kicks out of supporting an anti-communist dictatorship and watching the reputation of the US Army as a humane force get absolutely ripped to shreds? There were two ways to decisively win the war (invade North Vietnam or make South Vietnam a lot less corrupt and a lot more democratic/free) and thanks to various factors against us (war crimes making everything worse) we lost. Honestly, it would have been better had not a single US soldier arrived in Vietnam.

 

Scrambled eggs or fried eggs?

 

Fried.

 

Victory fever, or defeat syndrome?

[BTGBullseye]

Victory syndrome. (I can't stop winning... WHY CAN'T I LOSE FOR ONCE!!!)

 

Babylon 5 or Stargate Atlantis?

[Professor Vex]

Stargate Atlantis, it's shorter, and I don't like either that much. (Nothing against those who do! )

 

Bacon available to you at all times, but you can only drink water, or any beverage available to you at any time, but you can't have pork anymore. (If you're a vegetarian, or can't eat pork for your beliefs replace bacon with potatoes, and pork with starches.)

[ThePest179]

Drinks ahoy!

 

Having no politics, or having them?

[BTGBullseye]

ANARCHY FTW!!! (no politics)

 

Security or freedom?

[Seattleite]

Freedom, is that even a question?

 

The inability to get angry, or the inability to ever calm down? (Remembering that anger is an essential emotion.)

[Psychotic Ninja]

The inability to get angry (I don't see how it's an essential emotion).

 

 

Mind reading or flight?