This or that?

[Seattleite]

Lemonade. Harder to keep me away from the shower anyway.

 

Caffeine or alcohol? (Again, considering current weather conditions.)

 

(Also: I'm not allergic to cats, but I also love children. And I'd take the latter myself on account of the heat making holding my cat intolerable.)

[Professor Vex]

Alcohol, sleep through the heat.

 

Rum, or whiskey?

[Seattleite]

(No, alcohol in the heat could kill you.)

 

...You got me. I don't like either. But I guess rum, since it's easier to cover the flavour of it up in a soft drink.

 

Fur, or leather? (Again, in the current weather conditions.)

[Professor Vex]

Leather, I suppose.

 

Does war determine who is right, or who is left?

[Seattleite]

Left.

 

Sex one time, or all the drinks you can drink for the entire day?

[Professor Vex]

Drinks, my loins hold no sway over my mind.

 

Eternal peace of mind, or knowing all there is to know.

[Seattleite]

The knowledge, please. Peace of mind will come later, through the knowledge. Or maybe it won't, but if not, then it holds no meaning.

 

Alaska in January, or Texas in July?

[ThePest179]

That's a hard one. I guess Texas.

 

cluster headaches, or getting turned inside out And living through it?

[Seattleite]

Cluster headaches. That's a fucking tuesday.

 

Zombie army, or robot army that can't use lethal force?

[BTGBullseye]

Depends on if I control them or not... (if I don't, zombie)

 

Pineapples or raisins?

[Psychotic Ninja]

Pineapples

 

Zombies or Werewolves?

[ThePest179]

Zombies, because fuck werewolves.

 

Pewdiepie for ten hours, or listening to nyan cat for ten hours?

[BTGBullseye]

Can't I just die instead?

 

Lazors or ragunz?

[Professor Vex]

Lasers, my mad science has to be full on all the time.

 

Take control of your worst enemy for an hour, or your best friend for a day? (No prep work allowed)

[BTGBullseye]

Enemy... I know exactly what I can do to him in an hour, and he'll never mentally recover from it.

 

Popular media, or underground media?

[Professor Vex]

Niether? Underground I guess, gotta be hipster.

 

Old (like really old, museum old) beef jerky, or just off the skillet tofu bacon?

[BTGBullseye]

BEEF! Any day...

 

Salad or fruits?

[Professor Vex]

Salad if I have dressing, if not, fruit.

 

Cake, or Pie?

[ThePest179]

What kind?

 

Getting hit with an apple, or an orange?

[BTGBullseye]

Orange... Softer, and it smells better.

 

Strawberry or cherry Twizzlers?