Fortunately Unfortunately

[that guy]

Fortunately I just posted in the mafia thread.

[BTGBullseye]

Unfortunately you might not live to make your next post.

[Epsilon]

Fortunately, I've got my eye on you.

No killing any of the posters.

[BTGBullseye]

Unfortunately for you, that is a glass eye, and will not stop me from slaughtering anything, even defenseless forum-posters.

[Alyxx Thorne]

Fortunately, Chuck Norris.

[BTGBullseye]

Unfortunately the one you actually got was Nuck Chorris...

[Blightmare]

Fortunately, he still bares a significant amount of the real Chuck Norris' power.

[Alyxx Thorne]

Unfortunately he died.

[BTGBullseye]

Fortunately I'm still alive, immortal, and indestructible to anything except my secret weakness...

[Psychotic Ninja]

Unfortunately there can only be one.

[BTGBullseye]

Fortunately it'll be me...

[Brad]

Unfortunately, Sean Connery.

[Epsilon]

Fortunately, Cean Sonnery.

[Brad]

Unfortunately, I have secret of win.

[Bjossi]

Fortunately it is a secret you don't know the details of.

[Brad]

Unfortunately, I Googled the secrets.

[Bjossi]

Fortunately it reveals no useful results.

[BTGBullseye]

Unfortunately I got tired of this thread.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Fortunately you don't have to post in it if you're tired of it.

[Bjossi]

Unfortunately he will do so anyway.