Fortunately Unfortunately

[Jek Jek Roo]

Fortunately I support peace, hope and submachine guns! ah hahahaha!

[BTGBullseye]

Unfortunately peace won't arrive until I "KILL ALL HUMANS"...

[Alyxx Thorne]

Fortunately, Duke Nukem saves the day

[BTGBullseye]

Unfortunately he only saves the day after I kill everyone but me and him, and since he's just a game charcter, I just delete him.... Muahahahahahaah!

[Jek Jek Roo]

Fortunately, Duke Nukem saves the day

 

Fortunately, I was laughting at him

[BTGBullseye]

Fortunately so was I...

[that guy]

Unfortunately Duke disapproves this and punches you in the face.

[Jek Jek Roo]

Fortunatelly I ran away

[Epsilon]

Unfortunately, Duke Nukem gets angry and punches all of your friends instead.

[Jek Jek Roo]

Fortunately I was a medic and I had my medigun übercharged.

[Epsilon]

Unfortunately, you übered one of your friends who was actually a Spy.

[Brad]

Fortunately, the spy was on his team.

[Srake]

Unfortunately, How is that any better?

[Epsilon]

Fortunately, I made a post that does not ask a rhetorical question (Am I using the word "rhetorical" right? The dictionary doesn't really say that much.).

[BTGBullseye]

Fortunately, I made a post that does not ask a rhetorical question (Am I using the word "rhetorical" right? The dictionary doesn't really say that much.).

Fortunately yes, you're using that word correctly.

[Arby]

Unfortunately, you have been eaten by a lurking Grue.

[Song]

Fortunately I don't know what a lurking grue is, so if I don't know what it is, it

does not exist.

[Brad]

Unfortunately, it's still trapped in your unconscious mind, biding it's time.

[Epsilon]

Fortunately, it doesn't matter that it's in your unconscious mind; it doesn't affect you consciously or directly.

[Brad]

Unfortunately, when you sleep your unconscious mind takes over and the Grue possesses your body. It manages to frame you for 1st degree murder and cannibalism.

Edited June 27, 2011 by Guest (see edit history)