Fortunately Unfortunately

[Brad]

Who knows, you might find another wedding ring in the pool of vomit that's about to come.

Fortunately, I poured sugar down your throat.

[Alyxx Thorne]

Unfortunately it gave you diabetes.

[alphabetagamma]

Fortunately I have a backup pancreas

[Brad]

Unfortunately, it decomposed from years of disuse.

Oh, and because you didn't refrigerate it.

[alphabetagamma]

Fortunately the Medic was able cure me anyways.

[that guy]

Unfortunately the medic messed up and in the process of treating you, he gave you LSD.

[alphabetagamma]

Fortunately what you thought was LSD was actually an Uber-charge

[that guy]

Unfortunately I do know what I'm talking about and you are hallucinating

[Brad]

Fortunately, the trip wore off and everything was back to normal.

[Srake]

Unfortunately, this thread died and no one ever looked at it again.

[Madman]

Fortunately, the thread was revived by a necromancer.

[Alyxx Thorne]

Unfortunately the thread became hungry for brains

[Epsilon]

Fortunately, Chicago Ted is on our side.

[Alyxx Thorne]

Unfortunately he got eaten by the zombie thread

[Epsilon]

Fortunately, no zombie stands a chance against Chicago Ted, so he carved his way out of its digestive system.

[Alyxx Thorne]

Unfortunately life is about more than just zombies

[Brad]

Fortunately, every CoD player realizes this and pledges to stop purchasing every game only for their Nazi Zombies campaigns.

[Song]

Unfortunately marketing is so effective in suggesting to buy it that

everyone still will buy the crap.

[Epsilon]

Fortunately, they don't like CoD once they play it, so they sell it.

[Song]

Unfortunately the publisher doesn't care much as long as they can milk us good

enough and will continue to develop even more crap of the same crap.