Fortunately Unfortunately

[Epsilon]

Fortunately, another set of the laws of the universe are more benevolent, and bring the planet's temperature to a nice 85 degrees (that's warm for me, I live in the Deep South of the US ).

[Alyxx Thorne]

Unfortunately, the same set of laws means that all humans now have evolved into furries.

[Epsilon]

Fortunately, your use of the word "evolution" implies that we became something greater. Furries are not *greater* than humans. They might have morphed into furries, shapeshifted into furries, changed into furries, but they didn't evolve into furries.

[Srake]

Unfortunatley, God and Science decided to work together to play a cruel trick and now everyone is a brony

[Alyxx Thorne]

Fortunately, we find a cure

[Srake]

Unfortunately, The cure is more MLP

[Epsilon]

Fortunately, a mod snaps from all of these ponies and bans anything MLP related.. except for mah thread.

[Srake]

Unfortunately, that was supposed to be my last pony related post on this topic and I was trying to force the topic back onto track

[Epsilon]

Fortunately, the thread is now back on track.

[alphabetagamma]

Unfortunately I'm posting in this thread, so it's going to derail even if I try not to.

[Epsilon]

Fortunately, this thread is now (metaphorically) a train, and it has a good conductor.

[Srake]

Unfortunately, Source Code

[Jek Jek Roo]

Unfortunately, Source Code

 

fortunatelly, it was only a movie

[that guy]

unfortunately it converted those who saw it.

[Brad]

Fortunately, they all got together and drank the "special" kool-aid.

[Epsilon]

Unfortunately, I love Kool-Aid, so I am now angry.

[Brad]

Fortunately, I gave you normal Kool-Aid.

[Epsilon]

Unfortunately, the "normal Kool-Aid" was spiked.

[Brad]

Fortunately, I dropped a sugar cube into it, to counteract the cyanide.

[Song]

Unfortunately I already drank it.

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