Fortunately Unfortunately

[Psychotic Ninja]

Unfortunately I stole all of your ammo.

[Brad]

Fortunately, One of the weapons does not require ammo.

[Song]

Unfortunately the nanites already consumed all the weapons because we took to

long to decide which one to use.

[Epsilon]

Fortunately a team of scientists have made a Gauss Gun, based off of the one in Half Life.

[Brad]

Unfortunately, that one needs ammo, and Psychotic Ninja stole it.

[Epsilon]

Fortunately, our team of Pirates with Down Syndrome recovered the ammo.

[BTGBullseye]

Unfortunately they just covered too much area for you to be able to take them out without destroying the entire planet in the process.

[Brad]

Fortunately, we had a spaceship on standby for just such an occasion.

Time to colonize and eventually destroy another planet.

[BTGBullseye]

Fortunately the nanites ate the ship... They stowed away on one of the transports.

[Brad]

Fortunately everyone survived thanks to the escape pods.

[BTGBullseye]

Fortunately the nanites were in the escape pods too...

[Brad]

Why do you keep saying fortunately?

Fortunately, they only made it into the escape pods of people who play the vuvuzela.

[BTGBullseye]

Unfortunately for you, that's just what they wanted you to believe.

[Brad]

Fortunately we were able to drive off the nanites with the sound of the vuvuzelas.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Unfortunately they became immune to vuvuzelas and attacked again.

[alphabetagamma]

Fortunately Chuck Norris killed all the nanites.

[Brad]

Unfortunately, the internet got tired of that meme and wiped him off the face of the planet.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Fortunately Gordon Freeman was here to help rid of Chuck Norris.

[Brad]

Unfortunately, Chuck taught Gordon his moves so that he would have a legacy to pass down.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Fortunately Gordon wasn't paying attention to Chuck Norris as he was too busy watching Die Hard.