The Call to Arms Against Alphabetagamma!

[Kyon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muVfidujxRg

 

All right, it is very compelling that they have broke several laws of physics before, and no doubt will do it again, I will give you that. But, there is no way they could survive the radiation.

[Epsilon]

If they survive the radiation, we're resorting to sending in some of these:

 

 

And some of these.

 

 

(Which are actually bombs.)

[Jek Jek Roo]

maybe wy should try to call the spanish inquisition?

[Epsilon]

maybe wy should try to call the spanish inquisition?

 

Nooooboody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Nooooboody! Har har har har!

[Jek Jek Roo]

Oh, I know... Their wepons are: Surprise, fear, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Ponies..."

[alphabetagamma]

Perhaps you should surrender now.

 

All right, it is very compelling that they have broke several laws of physics before, and no doubt will do it again, I will give you that. But, there is no way they could survive the radiation.

I'm afraid the bombs wouldn't detonate at all, and I doubt ionizing radiation even exists there!

[Epsilon]

Perhaps you should surrender now.

 

All right, it is very compelling that they have broke several laws of physics before, and no doubt will do it again, I will give you that. But, there is no way they could survive the radiation.

I'm afraid the bombs wouldn't detonate at all, and I doubt ionizing radiation even exists there!

 

Could you explain why they wouldn't detonate, Mr. Robert Oppenheimer?

 

Also... there *can* be victory against your indoctrination.

 

 

That's right. Commander Shepard. He's dealt with this sort of thing before (Bronies suddenly seem a lot like Reapers, now.).

[alphabetagamma]

What you gonna' do now?

Could you explain why they wouldn't detonate, Mr. Robert Oppenheimer?

Considering the very precise requirements for nuclear weapons, I think it likely that even a slight change in the laws of physics would render nukes worthless.

[Epsilon]

What you gonna' do now?

Could you explain why they wouldn't detonate, Mr. Robert Oppenheimer?

Considering the very precise requirements for nuclear weapons, I think it likely that even a slight change in the laws of physics would render nukes worthless.

 

Since when were the laws of physics changed?

[alphabetagamma]

Since when were the laws of physics changed?

Why must I keep posting this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muVfidujxRg

[Epsilon]

Since when were the laws of physics changed?

Why must I keep posting this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muVfidujxRg

 

I don't feel like watching an almost 10 minute video.. it only applies to MLP, anyway.

[Kyon]

Since when were the laws of physics changed?

Why must I keep posting this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muVfidujxRg

 

I don't feel like watching an almost 10 minute video.. it only applies to MLP, anyway.

 

It basically shows that the ponies can change the laws of physics within their lands.

 

Though, I would like to see them try invading on our turf, where the laws of physics are on our side.

[Epsilon]

We'll have to play defense when the war resumes, then...

 

Hopefully with a moderator on our side.

[Kyon]

I forgot, we have the mighty Chuck Norris on our side too. He has been known to change the laws of physics too.

 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snHf8yht5ek

[Epsilon]

Yes. Chuck Norris is immune to the effects of the Orbital Friendship Beam, as well as the indoctrination.

[alphabetagamma]

As if Chuck Norris would take your side

[Epsilon]

Why would he side with ponies? Chuck Norris rides horses, not ponies.

[BTGBullseye]

We also have:

 

Neo...

 

 

*He thinks he's in the Matrix, but it's actually reality he's bending. He also thinks ponies are the new agent versions.*

 

 

Sam Neil...

 

 

*He returned from hell just to help us fight the ponies.*

 

 

Gabe Law, and Gabriel Yulaw...

 

 

*Both put aside their similarities just to fight these moronic equines.*

 

 

We win.

[Jek Jek Roo]

Yeah, sure... We win.

[alphabetagamma]

We win.