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God damnit! I forgot to post this! Whatever!

My engineers have been working fervently, as well.

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That's right. A hate rifle. Each particle of the beam fired contains 180 petawatts of hate, and there are quadrillions of particles in each beam fired. The assault rifle is rapid fire, as well.

Nice rifle. Although considering that the total energy from sunlight hitting the earth is approximately 174 petawatts, or Tsar Bomba the most powerful device ever created by man being 210 petawatts, you'd essentially be detonating an extremely powerful nuclear warhead several inches from your face.

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Nice rifle. Although considering that the total energy from sunlight hitting the earth is approximately 174 petawatts, or Tsar Bomba the most powerful device ever created by man being 210 petawatts, you'd essentially be detonating an extremely powerful nuclear warhead several inches from your face.
Bear in mind when trying to think of a counter to our weapon: If any of your machines attempt to block it or repel it in any way, it explodes violently, analogous to a nuclear explosion in both size and impact, while not affecting anyone with protection.

 

Our troops carry shields similar to the ones used by ancient Spartans, except much more effective and durable. The shields are resistant to radiation and explosions, if not immune. In fact, depending on the amount of hate in someone, the explosion has healing properties.

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that's all that can be said to the responses to Aby's ownage.

 

Edit: Hold the fucking phone! Epsy's top engineer has a favorite pony? (judging by the fact he has a least favorite as well)

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We've managed to attach those rifles on a mech of our own. 943207080d1272912397-free-game-mechwarrior-4-ss_b_9.jpg

 

Note that it is fully immune to the effects of hate in all forms, explosion, laser, everything.

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FYI, the nukes are only active while the rifle is in Complete Annihilation Mode. Otherwise, it's just Ye Olde Normal Assault Rifle That Fires LAZORS.

 

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Note that it is fully immune to the effects of hate in all forms, explosion, laser, everything.

No problem there! we use love and tolerance as our resources.

 

We're like Nod from C&C. Everyone hates us but we are strong. we will succeed in the end, and we ALWAYS have a trump card up our sleeves.

 

Just call me Kane, bitches!

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You think you are the only one with trump cards, well just take a look at our hand.

 

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Note that it is fully immune to the effects of hate in all forms, explosion, laser, everything.

No problem there! we use love and tolerance as our resources.

 

We're like Nod from C&C. Everyone hates us but we are strong. we will succeed in the end, and we ALWAYS have a trump card up our sleeves.

 

Just call me Kane, bitches!

 

Let me help you see what you posted.

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Yes, I know what I posted.

 

A trump is a playing card which is elevated above its normal rank in trick-taking games. Typically an entire suit is nominated as a trump suit - these cards then outrank all cards of plain (non-trump) suits. In other contexts, the term trump card can refer to any sort of action, authority, or policy which automatically prevails over all others.

 

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Nice rifle. Although considering that the total energy from sunlight hitting the earth is approximately 174 petawatts, or Tsar Bomba the most powerful device ever created by man being 210 petawatts, you'd essentially be detonating an extremely powerful nuclear warhead several inches from your face.
Bear in mind when trying to think of a counter to our weapon: If any of your machines attempt to block it or repel it in any way, it explodes violently, analogous to a nuclear explosion in both size and impact, while not affecting anyone with protection.

 

Our troops carry shields similar to the ones used by ancient Spartans, except much more effective and durable. The shields are resistant to radiation and explosions, if not immune. In fact, depending on the amount of hate in someone, the explosion has healing properties.

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Yes, entirely actually. You seem to think that any kind of shield could withstand those kind of energy levels. You would also require ~1 kilogram of matter and ~kilogram of anti-matter per shot (if the bursts last one second). And I would love to see you safely contain that much at all, never mind a container as small as a rifle. You would likely end up converting your "shield" directly into energy after your containment failed, which would be almost immediate.

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Yes, entirely actually. You seem to think that any kind of shield could withstand those kind of energy levels. You would also require ~1 kilogram of matter and ~kilogram of anti-matter per shot (if the bursts last one second). And I would love to see you safely contain that much at all, never mind a container as small as a rifle. You would likely end up converting your "shield" directly into energy after your containment failed, which would be almost immediate.

 

High count of truth in these statements. Betrayal possibly imminent.

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Yes, entirely actually. You seem to think that any kind of shield could withstand those kind of energy levels. You would also require ~1 kilogram of matter and ~kilogram of anti-matter per shot (if the bursts last one second). And I would love to see you safely contain that much at all, never mind a container as small as a rifle. You would likely end up converting your "shield" directly into energy after your containment failed, which would be almost immediate.

 

High count of truth in these statements. Betrayal possibly imminent.

 

We accept with open arms. <3

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Betrayal possibly imminent.

 

Hmm, something doesn't seem right here.

The possibility of betrayal is... imminent.

Can't put my finger on it...

They call me Snake. They call me Es Rake. They call me Srahkay. That's nahmaname. That's nahmaname. That's not my... name.

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