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*fires friendship beam at death star, turning it into a giant rapid fire friendship cannon* oh look, you've gone and made me waste my charge.

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*fires friendship beam at death star, turning it into a giant rapid fire friendship cannon* oh look, you've gone and made me waste my charge.

Illusion generator... Makes it look friendly despite the hate it produces.

 

*temporarily downs the illusion*

 

"See? Look at all that hate... You'll never convert it, I'm on board and fueling it with my hate."

 

*illusion returns*

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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It's amazing your workers can do anything in that blind rage.

 

...

 

are they... are they killing each other over their lunches?

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Nah, it's fueled by my hate, not theirs. They're just thorough dislikers.

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I'm looking at the docking bay right now through the security cameras and I see blood EVERYWHERE!

 

Even on the friggin' CEILING!

 

Looks like the workers had a disagreement over who shot first, Han or Greedo?

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I'm looking at the docking bay right now through the security cameras and I see blood EVERYWHERE!

 

Even on the friggin' CEILING!

 

Looks like the workers had a disagreement over who shot first, Han or Greedo?

Must be a hole in the illusion field... You're seeing some of the remnants of some of the brony spies. We're eating the rest.

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We're eating the rest.

 

:shock:

 

This is a humanitarian atrocity, if this continues I may be forced to send in the armada.

 

Or worse...

 

... THE SPACE MARINES!

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Black hole grid... You don't want to try to land troops.

 

Rapid fire main cannon... Your ships wouldn't last 30 seconds.

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We'll see about that.

 

I may have to requisition troops and supplies from neighboring planets, but we'll throw everything we got at you.

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Black hole grid... You don't want to try to land troops.

 

Rapid fire main cannon... Your ships wouldn't last 30 seconds.

I think the stasis is failing, the armada he controls in his dreams is starting to reflect the prison he's in...

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Ah, so my mental conditioning program is working on you... I didn't know we had captured the leader of the brony movement.

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I just saw BTG laughing maliciously at a globe painted like the death star.

 

...eah I'm gonna go watch some

 

Yeah... back to MLP

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Both leaders of the opposition under mental conditioning at the same time! What luck...

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You can't fool me though.

 

I see what I must do...

 

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The bronies once again initiating war, despite the haters merely wanting to browse the forums in peace... Sad.

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You're the one who built a death star designed specifically for bronies. I simply cannot allow such genocide.

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POINTLESS ARGUMENT DETECTED! FIRE THE ORBITAL I DON'T GIVE A F*** BEAM!

anyone have a picture for that? XD

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POINTLESS ARGUMENT DETECTED! FIRE THE ORBITAL I DON'T GIVE A F*** BEAM!

anyone have a picture for that? XD

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ANOTHER Brony?! How dare you, Axeldeath!

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