The Call to Arms Against Alphabetagamma!

[Epsilon]

Bravo, Username... give me the schematics for the suit, and infinite wealth, power, and fame shall be yours. You shall serve as my second-in-command.

 

You will:

 

Have control over all of our forces.

 

Be honored by every self-respecting member of our empire.

 

Annihilate a thorn in my, as well as many others' sides that has festered for far too long.

 

Plus...

 

I will not indoctrinate you as the Bronies do.

 

So, come on... let's join forces!

[Kyon]

Bravo, Username... give me the schematics for the suit, and infinite wealth, power, and fame shall be yours. You shall serve as my second-in-command.

 

You will:

 

Have control over all of our forces.

 

Be honored by every self-respecting member of our empire.

 

Annihilate a thorn in my, as well as many others' sides that has festered for far too long.

 

Plus...

 

I will not indoctrinate you as the Bronies do.

 

So, come on... let's join forces!

 

Where am I in your forces???

[Epsilon]

Bravo, Username... give me the schematics for the suit, and infinite wealth, power, and fame shall be yours. You shall serve as my second-in-command.

 

You will:

 

Have control over all of our forces.

 

Be honored by every self-respecting member of our empire.

 

Annihilate a thorn in my, as well as many others' sides that has festered for far too long.

 

Plus...

 

I will not indoctrinate you as the Bronies do.

 

So, come on... let's join forces!

 

Where am I in your forces???

You're a scientist; you're too intelligent to be with the cannon fodder.

[Blightmare]

Well, I've been engineering a few new designs to help us in the war.

 

 

Should begin production soon.

 

[alphabetagamma]

Wow, I didn't know our ponengineers were that awesome. I know an individual with some pony aircraft, but they're still in production...

[Blightmare]

Another one finished!

 

[Brad]

Metal Gear Equus.

[Epsilon]

My engineers have been working fervently, as well.

That's right. A hate rifle. Each particle of the beam fired contains 180 petawatts of hate, and there are quadrillions of particles in each beam fired. The assault rifle is rapid fire, as well.

By the way, that picture is one of our grunts field testing the rifle.. against some Brony prisoners. Works like a charm.

 

The weapon seen here is merely a prototype; you Bronies and your machines won't be able to "love and tolerate" the completed version.

 

We've even managed to show you what the inside of the weapon looks like while charging. Those green things you see? Those are the lasers (that consist of quadrillions of hate particles) being charged while in "Complete Annihilation Mode." Each shot melts through 200² yards of anything in its path.

 

Bear in mind when trying to think of a counter to our weapon: If any of your machines attempt to block it or repel it in any way, it explodes violently, analogous to a nuclear explosion in both size and impact, while not affecting anyone with protection.

Our troops carry shields similar to the ones used by ancient Spartans, except much more effective and durable. The shields are resistant to radiation and explosions, if not immune. In fact, depending on the amount of hate in someone, the explosion has healing properties.

 

YOU DON'T STAND A CHANCE, BRONIES! SUBMIT WHILE YOU CAN, OR SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES!

[Blightmare]

 

Bring it, epsilon.

[Epsilon]

I will do so. Allow a beam to hit your pathetic machine and it's history. Block and you, your machines, and your troops are history. Dodge and you've got a beam headed at a squad of troops, another machine, or a wall, which will cause an explosion. Hate is very volatile, even when harnessed, you see.

[Blightmare]

Love is the polar opposite, so, a love shield will cancel all effects.

 

 

All Metal Gear Pegasus come equipped with one standard, for just such an occasion.

[Epsilon]

Each shot melts through 200² yards of anything in its path.

anything in its path.

 

Also, did you even read what I said? If it didn't melt through the shield, it'd cause an explosion.

[Blightmare]

yes I did read through the post. But if you stretch believability, so shall I. My shield negates your hate beam.

 

[Epsilon]

And my hate beam negates your shield's negation of my hate beam. And your shield's negation of my hate beam's negation of your shield.

It's also not stretching believability as much as it is having super awesome engineers.

[Kyon]

And my hate beam negates your shield's negation of my hate beam. And your shield's negation of my hate beam's negation of your shield.

It's also not stretching believability as much as it is having super awesome engineers.

 

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[Epsilon]

Ah, Zakalak.. one of my most trusted scientists/engineers. Would you call my gun "stretching believability" or just "sheer awesomeness?"

Bronies, I think...

[Blightmare]

 

prepare your bowels for imminent release.

 

edit: and just because it feel appropriate,

 

 

I also happened to stumble upon a random brony war on another forum(looking for pictures for ammunition) where they seem to legitimately hate bronys to the point of flame wars. it was hilarious.

Edited August 1, 2011 by Guest (see edit history)

[Kyon]

prepare your bowls for imminent release.

 

What do you mean by bowls?

[Blightmare]

FAK ME AND MY TYPOS!!!!

 

anywho, time to recruit

 

[Kyon]

FAK ME AND MY TYPOS!!!!

 

anywho, time to recruit

 

 

Why do you pick my least favorite pony for recruiting