The Call to Arms Against Alphabetagamma!

[Kyon]

PONIES!! DIE!

You're so eloquent this evening, Epsilon.

 

Well played, my fine sir Blue. You're sarcasm is top notch, if I say so myself. While Epsilon may yell random insults and obscenities to the ponies and directed at the ponies. I, tend to keep things civilized and handled with a bit of class. So Blue, make your move.

[Epsilon]

PONIES!! DIE!

You're so eloquent this evening, Epsilon.

 

Well played, my fine sir Blue. You're sarcasm is top notch, if I say so myself. While Epsilon may yell random insults and obscenities to the ponies and directed at the ponies. I, tend to keep things civilized and handled with a bit of class. So Blue, make your move.

Didn't you read what I put under it? I'm trying to keep the thread from devolving into another derailed, random thread. And the random insults and obscenities provoke them to attack us; milk and cookies simply can't compare.

[Kyon]

Didn't you read what I put under it? I'm trying to keep the thread from devolving into another derailed, random thread. And the random insults and obscenities provoke them to attack us; milk and cookies simply can't compare.

 

I know, I was joking, just roll with it.

[Epsilon]

Didn't you read what I put under it? I'm trying to keep the thread from devolving into another derailed, random thread. And the random insults and obscenities provoke them to attack us; milk and cookies simply can't compare.

 

I know, I was joking, just roll with it.

Ah.

BLARGH!!! PONIES.

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

I know, I was joking, just roll with it.

 

I don't like rolling, can I slide instead?

[Kyon]

I know, I was joking, just roll with it.

 

I don't like rolling, can I slide instead?

 

Lol, Epsilon wrote...

 

Anyway, anything that keeps this battle civil. If your sliding would make it uncivil, than it is not permitted.

[Epsilon]

I know, I was joking, just roll with it.

 

I don't like rolling, can I slide instead?

 

Lol, Epsilon wrote...

 

Anyway, anything that keeps this battle civil. If your sliding would make it uncivil, than it is not permitted.

Battle? Civil?

[Kyon]

Anyway, anything that keeps this battle civil. If your sliding would make it uncivil, than it is not permitted.

Battle? Civil?

 

You know, civil battles. Where it was organized, you could back down at any time and it would be respected and your forces would stop being attacked, and the losers of wars were then put under protection by the winners (read some history).

[Epsilon]

Epic quote fail.

 

We anti-Bronies are not that way. I'm pure (formerly corrupt -_-) hatred; I just kill anything even remotely related to MLP (I'm sadistic and evil, I know. ).

 

[Kyon]

Epic quote fail.

 

We anti-Bronies are not that way. I'm pure (formerly corrupt -_-) hatred; I just kill anything even remotely related to MLP (I'm sadistic and evil, I know. ).

 

 

But I am one of you and I prefer to fight with civility.

[Epsilon]

Epic quote fail.

 

We anti-Bronies are not that way. I'm pure (formerly corrupt -_-) hatred; I just kill anything even remotely related to MLP (I'm sadistic and evil, I know. ).

 

 

But I am one of you and I prefer to fight with civility.

Fair enough.. I guess the radicals are the only ones as sadistic as myself.

[Kyon]

Epic quote fail.

 

We anti-Bronies are not that way. I'm pure (formerly corrupt -_-) hatred; I just kill anything even remotely related to MLP (I'm sadistic and evil, I know. ).

 

 

But I am one of you and I prefer to fight with civility.

Fair enough.. I guess the radicals are the only ones as sadistic as myself.

 

The only reason I am on your side with this is of because...

[Epsilon]

They did? That just adds to my hatred of them... did you know they also...

Caused our crops to spontaneously combust from overdose of their supposed "love and toleration?"

Caused droughts in formerly lush areas?

 

And...

Caused martial law to go into effect due to an epidemic of an unknown virus often contracted when coming into contact with ponies?

[Kyon]

They did? That just adds to my hatred of them... did you know they also...

Caused our crops to spontaneously combust from overdose of their supposed "love and toleration?"

 

I guess our crops crops didn't have any toleration, for toleration.

 

(sorry, it was the only image I could find.)

[Epsilon]

That's brutally bad, but I snickered.

[Kyon]

That's brutally bad, but I snickered.

 

[Epsilon]

***WARNING: THREAD DERAIL IMMINENT. TURN THREAD AROUND AT ONCE. THREAD IS GOING OFF COURSE.***

Uh, oh... thread's about to derail again.. don't worry, zakalak; it's not 100% your fault. :/

AH!! Quick, someone with super strength prevent the thread from falling completely off track!

I'll attempt to bring this thread back on course...

 

ARGH! Bronies sighted! What should we do, sir?

 

Fire at will!

 

...You sure?

 

YES! FIRE!!!

Edited July 29, 2011 by Guest (see edit history)

[Blue]

PONIES!! DIE!

You're so eloquent this evening, Epsilon.

 

Well played, my fine sir Blue. You're sarcasm is top notch, if I say so myself. While Epsilon may yell random insults and obscenities to the ponies and directed at the ponies. I, tend to keep things civilized and handled with a bit of class. So Blue, make your move.

Is that to insinuate that we are both the most respectable representatives of opposite sides of an argument? Such a theory is a rather particular imposition considering we are opposite sides of the same coin, continuously flipping in the ambiguity of the derision between the sides of this war.

[Epsilon]

[BTGBullseye]

This video displays the last target hit with one of our main anti-brony weapons...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5BVrmN0IJs

 

That was just one of our test runs.