The Call to Arms Against Alphabetagamma!

[Epsilon]

Who needs Mods when you can sticky with your posts.

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

back to fighting?

[Kyon]

Mebbe, this thread does need to stay alive for future generations and conflict is the best way to get at least five pages in.

[Epsilon]

Mebbe, this thread does need to stay alive for future generations and conflict is the best way to get at least five pages in.

True.

[Blightmare]

So why do I see no conflict then. we stretch on about needing to fight to stay alive but as it turns out, it's both brony's and anti-brony's all at the same seize fire table looping conversation.

 

*returns to Equestria and prepares the surface to air friendship turrets.(with orbital shot capabilities.)*

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

[Epsilon]

*Prepares the EF5 tornado outbreak generator, straight line damaging winds generator, the cloud-to-ground lightning generator, as well as the grapefruit sized hail generator.*

 

*Dramatic pause*

 

 

Now... WREAK HAVOC ON EQUESTRIA!

 

 

Behold.. just a taste of what Equestria can, and should, expect.

 

YOUR FRIENDSHIP BEAM CANNOT BEFRIEND THAT WHICH DOES NOT BELIEVE AND DOES NOT THINK! YOU ARE FINISHED!

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[alphabetagamma]

xen·o·pho·bi·a   

[zen-uh-foh-bee-uh, zee-nuh-]

–noun

an unreasonable fear or hatred of foreigners or strangers or of that which is foreign or strange.

[Epsilon]

My hatred of ponies is anything but unreasonable.

 

Now..

 

PREPARE FOR WAR!!!

 

 

My science team has already constructed a machine that generates storm cells several times deadlier than the one that ravaged the South on April 27! Prepare yourselves, Equestria.. you stand no chance!

 

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

By the way, the tornado you see here is toy-sized. The real deal can swallow entire cities.

[alphabetagamma]

Nothing compared to our RAINBOW TORNADO!!!

[Epsilon]

Pfft.. and that is your weakness.

 

Your tornadoes are made of colors from the sun (some scientific blah to that extent); ours actually have the ability to damage things!

[Kyon]

We have to attack at night, it is their only true weakness.

[Epsilon]

We have to attack at night, it is their only true weakness.

Actually, an anonymous double reverse quadruple agent has disclosed several useful bits of information to me personally. Attacking at night is unnecessary.

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

Why don't we settle this like men... in a match of Counter-Strike!

 

I'll go easy on you bronies. I think one who likes MLP is anything but skilled in this game.

[alphabetagamma]

Why don't we settle this like 12 year olds... in a match of Counter-Strike!

 

Go easy on me bronies. I think I like MLP and am anything but skilled in this game.

[BTGBullseye]

How about we settle it in a game called KOS... The anti-bronies can just sit in the spawn and watch my kill streaks...

 

*BOOM* Triple Headshot!

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

Since when were you a brony? +REP. >

 

Why don't we settle this like 12 year olds... in a match of Counter-Strike!

 

Go easy on me bronies. I think I like MLP and am anything but skilled in this game.

HAHA U SO FUNNY!

[Blue]

Why don't we settle this like men... in a match of Counter-Strike!

 

I'll go easy on you bronies. I think one who likes MLP is anything but skilled in this game.

 

Why don't we settle this like 12 year olds... in a match of Counter-Strike!

 

Go easy on me bronies. I think I like MLP and am anything but skilled in this game.

Why don't we settle this like men... with an official ceasefire.

 

We can then harbor resentment against each other for decades until a member of one side or the other does something that both sides will regret.

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

Why don't we settle this like men... in a match of Counter-Strike!

 

I'll go easy on you bronies. I think one who likes MLP is anything but skilled in this game.

 

Why don't we settle this like 12 year olds... in a match of Counter-Strike!

 

Go easy on me bronies. I think I like MLP and am anything but skilled in this game.

Why don't we settle this like men... with an official ceasefire.

 

We can then harbor resentment against each other for decades until a member of one side or the other does something that both sides will regret.

BETTER IDEA!

Why don't we run a SMP minecraft server, and we can go to war from there.

 

I'll give you the server IP later.

[Blightmare]

TF2 Server. We settle this like CHILDREN.