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-Ok how do i get out of here?

And when he gets to heaven,

To saint Peter he will tell;

One more soldier reporting, sir.

I've served my time in Hell!

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- Ask the computer... It'll make a holographic exit for you.

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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/taps BTGbullseye on the shoulder

-Whaddya mean Hell program. I guess that explains why you're here.

They call me Snake. They call me Es Rake. They call me Srahkay. That's nahmaname. That's nahmaname. That's not my... name.

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*watches on the monitor as the hologram of me turns into Satan while cackling maniacally*

 

- I told you... Hell program. You want out or not?

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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- Ask the computer... It'll make a holographic exit for you.

- but it would be a holographic exit, where is the real exit!

And when he gets to heaven,

To saint Peter he will tell;

One more soldier reporting, sir.

I've served my time in Hell!

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*points to the large plant in the corner*

 

- Bottom of the pot, have fun floating in space without a suit dude.

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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-Wait. we are in space? FUCK!

And when he gets to heaven,

To saint Peter he will tell;

One more soldier reporting, sir.

I've served my time in Hell!

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-Hey guys, sorry that I haven't been around the rest of the ship/house in two weeks, I've been *looks left, right, then left again* busy kil-er training, yeah, training *puts away ninja star that's dripping red paint*, what did I miss?

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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*Steals all of Kaweebo's popcorn* MINE! *about to take a bite, realizes it's poison, throws popcorn away* I just saved your life Billy.

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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*turns up the oxygen*

 

- Everyone have fun with the oxy deprivation?

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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-My body does not run on oxygen...

They call me Snake. They call me Es Rake. They call me Srahkay. That's nahmaname. That's nahmaname. That's not my... name.

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- I heavily train with lack of oxygen, to the point where I can breath in space.

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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-Ooooooh, sexy time!

er... We're all guys here... aren't we...

They call me Snake. They call me Es Rake. They call me Srahkay. That's nahmaname. That's nahmaname. That's not my... name.

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