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[Psychotic Ninja]

(I use "my character" because I don't see myself like this, just my online persona)

 

-Psychotic Ninja doesn't like being called "Psycho-Ninja". Fluids all drained *rezips pants* Psychotic Ninja much better now, now where did talking pie go? Psychotic Ninja swears it was held by talking pizza. IF TALKING PIZZA ATE MY TALKING PIE TALKING PIZZA WILL WISH IT WASN'T MADE!

[Blightmare]

- Somebody restrain him before he causes more damage!

[Psychotic Ninja]

- PIE!!!!!!!! I FOUND YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *pounces on pie/blightmare* I SHALL EAT YOU AND ENJOY YOU *starts eating pie*

[Blightmare]

- oh SH-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qP-NglUeZU *GTFO*

[Srake]

-...Why am I wearing a Robin costume... I just realized blightmare, Is that your pony name? Blight-mare? Dohoho I'm so funny.

[BTGBullseye]

*runs over to the console and tweaks the settings rapidly*

 

- There, Psycho dude is back to eating his sleeve, and the corner is dry because it never got moistened. *points at the wet running down Psychotic Ninja's leg*

 

- Now, do I need to add prison bars around Psychotic Ninja, or do you think hanging him out a window for a few hours will do the trick?

[Psychotic Ninja]

-Psychotic Ninja wonders why pie taste funny now, meh *continues eating pie*.

[J.C.]

- Mhmm. I think I know why Psychotic Ninja keeps trying to eat Blightmare. We seem to have landed in the middle of a zombie outbreak... Oh, shit! Tank!

 

*Opens a windows and fires wildly with a minigun into the approaching horde.*

 

- Oh crap. Was that Snuggles?

[Psychotic Ninja]

-Snuggles? Snuggles!?!?!? SNUGGLES!!!!!! *runs to pet Tank, who in returns, acts very friendly towards Psychotic Ninja* I missed you Snuggles *hugging him, also returning to his sanity*.

[BTGBullseye]

*looks at console*

 

- Ah, so that's what that switch is for...

 

*flicks the switch again*

 

- Now we all get our greatest desire... Here comes mine...

 

*watches contentedly as the sexiest girl imaginable sashays up to me*

[J.C.]

*Talking to the girl*

- Hey gorgeous. Can I buy you a drink? Have you seen my machine gun? They call it a "mini gun", but as you can see, it quite large... *winks*

[BTGBullseye]

*Talking to the girl*

- Hey gorgeous. Can I buy you a drink? Have you seen my machine gun? They call it a "mini gun", but as you can see, it quite large... *winks*

*my girl flicks her wrist at J.C., and he goes flying off into the wall*

 

- Guess it's just my desire right now...

 

*she starts to massage my shoulders*

[J.C.]

*With catlike ability J.C. lands feet first on the wall, then does a backflip and ends up sitting on the sofa*

 

- Nice. I like a woman who can kick some ass... so what's on, anyway.

 

*Takes the remote and turns on the TV, while polishing the barrels of his mini-gun*

[Srake]

/walks up to the girl

-Hi, my name is Srake. I like ponies and I am 100% straight! Just thought I'd throw that out there...

/gasps really loudly and runs over to JC

-QUICK TURN THE CHANNEL OVER TO 135! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!

[ProHypster]

/Goes crashing through the wall by walking.

takes JC's remote control abruptly.

 

- Hi guys. Unfortunately I've been sent here to tell you that since you haven't paid your debt to the bank of TSG coorporated (ThatSmartGuy)... we are taking the tv... this all legal by the way and has nothing to do with me wanting your tv. Erg... *Cough...

 

Now..... is that pies I'm smelling?

 

/ Water comes running down from mouth.

[J.C.]

- Hey! I was watching that!

 

*Takes back the remote, switches over to SyFy, facepalms at the crappy shows*

 

- If you want pie, you can chew on Blightmare for a while, if you can find him. There are also some pizza leftovers over there.

[Blightmare]

- okay, I'm ba- OH GOD!

[Psychotic Ninja]

-Hey, no yelling, Snuggles hates yelling.

[J.C.]

- Ah, screw this. I'm gonna kill me some zombies.

 

*Turns of the TV, goes to the window, starts firing wildly with his Mini-gun at the zombie horde outside.

[Psychotic Ninja]

*Snuggles gets really pissed off, goes on a rampage, grabs JC's minigun, throws it, then punches JC, JC flies across the room*. Snuggles! don't!