follow the conversation

[Srake]

-HEY! IT WAS IMPORTANT TO ME BTG!

/Takes control of the wheel

-ALLONS-Y

...

-Nothing happened...

[Psychotic Ninja]

- Nice job, Pizza, you've ruined dinner!

[J.C.]

- Why are you talking to a pizza? And most important, where did you get it?

*Looks under the table*

[Blightmare]

- Pizza's on it's way. Might I suggest you not eat anything until the real stuff gets here?

[Psychotic Ninja]

-*Letting go of Pizza's arm* But the walking and talking pizza is real!

[Srake]

-Get off of me, you fucking Ninja! You need therapy.

(Dohohoho C what I did thar?)

[Psychotic Ninja]

- I don't need therapy! you do, you talking pizza!

[Srake]

-I am already having sessions as the dark side of me is trying to escape! Now if you'll excuse me!

/walks away and sits in the corner rocking back and forth, muttering under breath

-I used to wonder what friendship could be.

[Psychotic Ninja]

-PIZZA DON'T LEAVE ME!!!!! *runs towards pizza and tries to eat pizza*

[Blightmare]

- Pizza's here. let the hallucinating... END!!!

[Psychotic Ninja]

-Wait, hallucinating? Who's hallucinating? Also why does this pizza taste so boney?

[BTGBullseye]

*turns off the pizza modification from the house's control panel*

 

- Quit eating Srake. He's not been seasoned...

 

*sets the house's autopilot to "Always-always Sea, second void to the left" and switches the house shape to that of an oblong Borg Sphere*

[J.C.]

- Resistance is futile... wait, what am I saying?

[Blightmare]

- must be a result of whatever BTG's been pushing at the console over there. After all, he turned Srake into a pizza.

[J.C.]

- Mhmm. Is this thing powered by an Infinite Improbability Drive? That would explain all the weirdness.

[Srake]

-I thought this was the Tardis.

[Psychotic Ninja]

-Pizza still talking when Psychotic Ninja ate it, now Pizza wont stop dripping sauce. Psychotic Ninja must resist drinking sauce.

[Srake]

-Wait what? OH YOU BASTARD! You punctured my plastic bottle of hotsauce!

[BTGBullseye]

- Mmmmm... Good Pizza Hut pizza... Mmmmm...

[Psychotic Ninja]

-After eating Pizza, Psychotic Ninja is thirsty.