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[Jek Jek Roo]

-Gordon Freeman!? Where? I must talk with him! NOW!

[J.C.]

-Sorry, he just left. Said something about moving this thread to the Forum Games Section. Didn't make a whole lot of sense to me.

[Srake]

-Oh really? That's too bad... So, how bout them ponies?

-...

-What?

[Blue]

No, this is a Clydesdale. Just got it shipped in from Edinburgh.

[Blightmare]

-Ah, love them Clydesdale. Fantastic animals. Saw them at a county fair one day. Really impressive.

[Jek Jek Roo]

-I wish I had a one. I'd keep it in a cage and feed him granola.

[Blue]

Yeah, he goes by the name of Nibbles. I'm planning on buying him one of those little plastic balls so he can venture out of the cage and scurry around a bit more.

[J.C.]

- That's good. Just out of curiosity, do you happen to know what that huge vortex in the sky is?

[Psychotic Ninja]

-Oh that, yeah my neighbor, he's insane, calls himself "Dr. Insano", he told me he was going to blow up the world.

[J.C.]

-Dr. Insano, yes, good man, met him last year at an orthodontists convention.

[BTGBullseye]

- Dr. Insano? Pfft. He's a lightweight compared to me. He can't even come up with a decent 'mad scientist' name...

[J.C.]

- Yes, his mad scientist name is kind of vanilla. The vortex is pretty impressive though, seems to have devastated half the city already... do you think we should go inside the house to continue this conversation? Lots of debris flying around here.

[Psychotic Ninja]

-What? You guys crazy? This is the perfect time to loot his house! *Starts going to Dr. Insano's house*

[Epsilon]

WATCH OUT! There's a giant chunk of debris flying at you, Psychotic Ninja! Get down!

 

Ignore the firefighters and fire trucks... They're merely illusions.

[Psychotic Ninja]

*uses his ninja skills to dodge the firefighters, firetrucks, and all of the debris*

[J.C.]

- So, we made it inside safely. What would you like to take first? I see some nice swords, a little food and a rug.

[Psychotic Ninja]

- Careful, somethings may be boobytraped.

[Blue]

Well this fridge had an improvised explosive in it earlier, but it looks like someone ate it.

[J.C.]

- So that was what that loud bang I heard a while ago was... Anyway, I'll help myself to some cake now.

[Psychotic Ninja]

-NO! DON'T TOUCH THE CAKE!