If Life Were An RPG.

[RandomGuy]

You guys might want to see this:

http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_204_if-real-life-worked-like-role-playing-game/

[Jek Jek Roo]

Hit someone: LEVEL UP!

 

you mean with a crowbar xP

[Scorpia]

Bill has acquired an item "A Life"

item cannot be combined with character

item dropped from inventory

no stats change

___________________________________

 

Bill has traded item: "Soul" for new item "New Car"

car comes with a bone dry fuel tank and has a 70% random theft with a 20% actually practicing required maintenance.

+2 CHA

+1 level up

+1 respect

-3 free spending income flow

_______________________________

this was a fun one.

[PaladinVargas10]

Uncyclopedia:

+50 Lulz

+100 Time Wasting

-10 INT

[Epsilon]

Everquest

 

+20 NOSTALGIA!!!!!!!!111

-10 of a Life

You are now Hostile with CoD Fanatics.

[PaladinVargas10]

+500 EXP

Level Up!

Perk Selected: Better PC!

[Jek Jek Roo]

Drinking water +1 HP?

[Madman]

Taking a crap +5 comfort removes debuff: Belly ache 5% chance of negative effect: Explosive diarrhea. -10 hygene Removes "shit your pants" timer for 12 hours

[Doom Shepherd]

[quote="J.C."]iddqd idkfa iddt idclip Time for some serious ass kicking [/quote] [img]http://cdn0.knowyourmeme.com/system/profile/icon/4227/big/Dr_HaxJPG.JPG?1253882040[/img] [size=200]HAX!!![/size]

[Epsilon]

Sniping in TF2

 

+15 1337 SK111Z

 

-5 CHAR

 

You are now Unfriendly with People Who Run In Straight Lines.

[Jek Jek Roo]

Dr Haxxx attack: -100 INT, -100 HP [for five minutes)

[Epsilon]

Oversleeping

 

-3 Hours of the Day

 

+15 Hypersomnia

 

5% chance to wake user up at 2 PM.

[hakumen]

Dumb Work

 

-8 Hours of the Life per Day

-10 INT

-5 CHR

+5 Apathy

+3 Depression

 

40% chance to get "Midlife Crisis" perk for several years.

[Epsilon]

Epsilon uses [Twitch Headshot] on Heavy for 150 damage (Boolet).

 

Heavy misses Epsilon.

 

Epsilon uses [Headshot] on Heavy for 150 damage (Boolet).

 

Heavy dies.

 

You attack Epsilon for 25,000 damage (Physical).

 

Epsilon uses [Greek Alphabet Powah], healing for 20,000 health points.

 

Alphabetagamma uses [My Little Pony Powah] on Epsilon for 80,000 damage (Life Scarring).

 

Epsilon dies.

 

You are now Hostile with Greek Alphabet Cultists.

[Srake]

Roll D20 for Fourm Post Check.

...lol

"1" FUCK!

gamdg[iodagefuahudgola

[BTGBullseye]

Listen to Classic Rock song:

 

+5 Nostalgia

+10 Driving for 5 min

+25 Boating for 30 min

+2 Intelligence for 7 min

+3 Endurance

+2 Charisma

 

Listen to Metal song:

 

+25 ROCK ON!

+100% Damage (Elemental)

+50% Damage Resistance

+99% Rap Resistance for duration of song + 30 sec

+15 Driving

+10% Random Hostile Encounter Chance

+3 Endurance

 

Listen to Commercial:

 

-10 Endurance

+10 Aggravation

+0.1% Need to Purchase Useless Item

-5 Intelligence

[Brad]

Brad tells political joke.

+1 Wit!

Depression lifted!

 

Uh oh! Someone is offended!

Random Flag Waver and Brad duel.

Random Flag Waver uses politically correct argument.

-5 patience!

Brad uses the "It's just satire, calm down!" argument.

Attack deflected!

Random Flag Waver accuses Brad of bias against Republican media.

+5 damage to psyche!

Brad calls Random Flag Waver a prude!

+100 damage to ego!

Random Flag Waver storms off!

+5 resistance to sensationalism!

 

LEVEL UP!

[Doom Shepherd]

New Effect: Listening to "Superman theme Song"

Grants: +5 bonus to movement (vehicular) for duration of song, or until Police use VASCAR.

 

Skill: "Have a Listen, Officer"

Grants: Get out of Ticket Free Card (Single Use.)

 

A Wild Classroom of 25 8-12 Year Olds Appears!

Doom Shepherd used AUTHORITY!

It's not very effective.

Classroom used CHAOS!

+50 Migraine Damage

Doom Shepherd used ACTIVITIES!

+20 Distraction Damage

Classroom used DUMP THE SUPPLIES!

+50 Yelling at them Damage

Doom Shepherd used PARENTS' CELL PHONE NUMBERS!

It's SUPER-EFFECTIVE!

+500 Fear Damage!

Classroom is SILENCED!

[Blightmare]

My day the other day:

 

 

Blight is walking down the street.

reflex save

rolls 1d20 (5), trips on rock

roll for damage 1d4 (3)

7 hp remaining

Enraged: -2 attack on player, +1d4 damage on strike.

 

Attempts to kick rock

1d20 roll (1) - Critical miss! roll again

1d20 roll (4)

completely misses rock. Momentum of foot pulls player into falling on back. Head lands on another rock:

roll for damage 1d6 (6)

player has 1 hp remaining.

takes a 5 foot step back

retreats.